Happy Bonfire Night to all you brits out there!

As for me, I’m celebrating the day as it’s the debut of my main project that’ll probably go on for quite some time now. A new, proper “Elements” story, exploring the characters set up in the original.

I hope all of my lovely readers enjoy the new tales and tell me what you think.

I have no New Years plans, besides the usual watching the ball drop and getting piss drunk, so I'm gonna say normal operations are resuming. However, Poker Night will have to be put on hold for the moment. I lost the notebook I use to keep track of how the game goes, so until I find it I can't do anything with this except flesh out what I'm tentatively calling Daytime Events, which is basically the after-effects of each Night.

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Sorry for not saying anything last night but the plane trip was so long - 8 hours, actually, - and I just wanted to dip in the swimming pool out in the stomr when my family finally found the villa after getting lost for an hour. But i am finally here, bitches! I've touched down in Florida, Tampa, and today I am gonna blow some f**king minds!

BRING THE NOISE! HEE HEE HEE!

I'll keep you all updated on how my holiday is going, at least those of you who care to know that is. Ha ha ha!

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First off: I'M BACK! Woo! My time away was great but I'm also glad to be back.

SECOND: One of the best old ponyfics of ALL TIME has gone up to fimfiction: GO. GO AND GIVE IT LIKES AND PRAISE! It has a ten out of ten rating from me so much! LOAD IT WITH PRAISE.

TCRISIS: Equestria

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Adventure
• Drama

The Elements of Harmony find themselves transported to a world full of evil and darkness. On the journey home they make new friends, as well as new enemies in the form of evil counterparts to themselves.

• Gore
• Violence
• Death
• Profanity
• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Main 6

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It's rated M, but I think it doesn't have to be necessarily. It's being featured in LSB and it's still keeping the T rating.

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I hope you all have a Happy New Year.

I'll be sittin' right here.

IN WHICH I TRY TO NOT BE DED
Greetings, true believers and hangers-on. It's been awhile. Have a music video from foreign-land.

Yuna (the screamer) is best girl. By coincidence this MV posted on my birthday. Anyway…

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I've never ever written a commissioned story before now, so this is all new territory to me. I'm pleased to announce that my first commission is finally published and ready for the viewing!

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Parodypasta: Ghost Monopoly

A short story by Emma Lee Downs.

Summary: Just a quick parody I made of the game creepypastas on the internet which always made me laugh anyway. I hope you enjoy it.

Link 1: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3224295/1/Parodypasta-Ghost-Monopoly

Link 2: http://lyraalluse.deviantart.com/art/Parodypasta-Ghost-Monopoly-496267039

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Parodypasta: The Scariest Story of All time

A short story by Emma Lee Downs.

Summary: I've been listening to a lot of creepypastas lately and thought I would write a parody since there aren't a lot of those out there. I hope you enjoy it.

Link 1: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3224275/1/Parodypasta-The-Scariest-Story-of-All-Time

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Hey everyone. There's not much to report, I just wanted to follow up on that promise from the last blog post. Here's a quick preview of the chapter I'm currently working on. I don't know when the full thing will be out, but hopefully you'll like this snippet.

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Just a short blast from the One Man's Pony Ramblings past this time. See, back when I was doing reviews on my review blog but when I wasn't doing reviews on my review blog, sometimes I'd talk about whatever the newest episode had brought us. Not reviews of them, per se, but more just, "here's some stuff I thought about while watching the latest installment of pony." That, and posting all the Carrot Tops I could find, because obviously.

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(Takes place in EqG verse, Thorax is currently 6 and Pharynx is 8)

"P-Phar, I don't know about this, don't you think it's kinda mean...?"

"No way, dad'll love it!"

"Then why are you making me do it?"

"Because you're better at the whole being cute thing. Now go!"

"O-Okay..." *walks to Metamorphosis*

*In the kitchen, making dinner*

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Meant to review this for a while, and with the Friendship Games next week, seems a good time. I pirated it, I admit this. Hey, don't look at me that way. On the one hand I often buy movies I pirated originally, just to actually own the DVD. On the other hand, if I borrowed it from the library to read and then return, is that theft? How about if I delete the .pdf after I'm done? Really the internet is redefining how piracy and intellectual property work, but that's a debate for another time. For

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...is that I have far more ideas than I have time to write. I've got notes, outlines, or even partial drafts of, like, ten clop stories and I want to work on them all! How am I supposed to find time? (Especially with the day job and mortgage and family and video games and adulting and...)

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So today, among other things is National Muffin Day.

As well as now having a craving for muffins, I can't get this song out of my head...

You're all welcome.

Inspired by FanOfMostEverything's "Friendship is Card Games," I've decided to try my hand at coming up with custom cards meant to represent characters, events, and locales from my stories. Of course, there is one small problem with my plan:

I've never played a game of MTG in my life.

Time to see if my adventures on Scryfall, the wiki, and YouTube have taught me enough!

New terms:

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Okay, maybe the title makes it seems like it is more serious than it is. XD

Anyway guys, I just wanted to let you know the story is still NOT dead, I am still very much working on it, but remember, we are two people working on it. Delays can happen due to real life stuff, multibly that by two when two people are involved.

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*blames teachers for not telling me about homework that they'd set over the weekend and not giving clear instructions on the task itself*

*is also aware that I need to complete more homework during the week so I actually have a weekend to myself*

~ Angel