Had This Skit Idea So Here You Go

(Takes place in EqG verse, Thorax is currently 6 and Pharynx is 8)

"P-Phar, I don't know about this, don't you think it's kinda mean...?"

"No way, dad'll love it!"

"Then why are you making me do it?"

"Because you're better at the whole being cute thing. Now go!"

"O-Okay..." *walks to Metamorphosis*

*In the kitchen, making dinner*

*In Japanese* "パパ?" (Translation: Daddy?)

*In Japanese* "そうだよ、おちびちゃん?" (Translation: Yes sweetie?)

*Takes breath* "あなたが私に50ドルをくれたら、あなたがいなくなったときにママが誰と一緒に寝ているかを教えます." (Translation: If you give me fifty dollars I'll tell you who mommy sleeps with when you're gone.)

*Freezes and looks over, panicked* "はい!" *pulls out money* (Translation: Yes, okay!)

*Looks over at Pharynx, who nods encouragingly*

*Gives Thorax fifty dollars* "今、それは誰ですか?" (Translation: Now, who is it?)

*Holds money behind back* "もちろん私と咽頭と一緒に!" (Translation: With me and Pharynx of course!)

"Thorax!"

"Pharynx made me!" *Shoves money into Pharynx's hands and runs off*

*Looks at Pharynx*

*Counting money, looks up and shrugs* "Uh..." *in Japanese* "子供は子供になりますか?" (Translation: kids will be kids?)

"...Give me my money back."

Comments

[MlpHero]

Heh

[Melody Song]

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Mhm

[Melody Song]

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"Oh please, this is nothing compared to the roasting sessions their Aunt and I used to have as kids. I won every time."

[BezierBallad]

Ya could’ve left the translations out to enhance the comedic effect, but other than that, Lmao.

[Melody Song]

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"Not according to Aunt Chrys."

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I thought about that, but then I also figured people didn't want to be jumping between Google Translate and the blog

[Melody Song]

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"Okay!" *turns to Metamorphosis* "Dad, can I go over to Ember's about something totally unrelated to this?"

"No you may not."

[Just Some Toast]

Looks like it's time to beat a child.

[Melody Song]

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"Okay! Thoraaaax!"

"I'm not beating anyone." *picks up Pharynx* "Now, it's time to learn a very important lesson my dark warrior. And that is you never go up against the King of Roasting."

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"Yeah, c'mon dad! Please?"

[Melody Song]

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"Dad won't let me have any...wait, Aunt Chrys keeps knives at all her safe houses!" *runs off*

[Melody Song]

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*Stops* "No, I'm going to be a spy like Aunt Chrys but I won't just take any job. I'll pick the people who want something done for the greater good."

[Melody Song]

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*Grins* "And proud of it!"