It is Griff Appreciation Day!!!!

Original Version: Cost of the Crown by Debra F. Sanders and Mercedes Lackey

Key:
Thorax

I’ve heard the stars are beautiful seen from outside the cavern’s walls
They say they shine with great brilliance, ever above the kingdom’s halls
I may watch them from my window, yet their bright, enchanting glow
Reminds me painfully of freedom I lost so long ago

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EqG Meta is This and Equestrian Meta is This

"Okay, I have to know."

Meta and his human counterpart are sitting together in human Meta's bedroom, the man carefully brushing his counterpart's long mane. He looks up from his task with a confused expression.

"Hm?"

"How are you two so close?"

"Me and Griffy?"

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*Content Warning* Excessive use of the F word. If you have no idea what the "F" word is kindly click away, don't worry you're not missing anything. I do not wish to corrupt innocent minds.

"Hey human me?"

"Yes pony me?"

"...How do you do it?"

"Do what?"

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It should be noted this takes place before the family had reunited with Metamorphosis and had access to necessary things like prescription medicines – also let’s all pretend that pills to lower the tone of your voice exist because this doesn’t work otherwise. Read on.

Thorax, Pharynx, Ember, and Tempest had just sat down together at their usual lunch table. After being separated due to their varying grade levels, they were glad to have a minute to reunite.

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Because I found a Hamilton Incorrect Quote and I needed to make it with the bugs

"In a letter I received from you two weeks ago, I noticed a comma in the middle of a phrase."

"It changed the meaning, did you intend this?"

"Absolutely not."

"It reads, 'My dearest, Hivehunter'."

"Absolutely yes."

The Weasley Twins are the most accomplished pranksters in all the universes, likely because their very birthday falls on...April Fools Day! Let's honor these two by pulling some pranks of our own-who knows, maybe we'll even need a Puking Pastille or Wildfire Wiz-bang of their own invention!

There was a Superhero Swap Meet thing at this brewery my mom likes. We headed over and I got a bunch of stuff!

As you can see, I have collected:

1 Funko Iron Man

1 bobblehead IronMan

3 Action figures, one each of Iron Man, Dr. Strange, and Spiderman: Iron Spider Edition

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Hi Zen-Zen.

It's me, Apex...

It's been a while since we talked but I wanted you to know that...that I still love you...

I love you, Zenny. And I miss you.

But I know you love Flutterwings too...and it's okay

You can just date us both, right? As long as I don't have to date her too, I don't think I like girls like that...

Please...? I don't care if I have to share you, just come back, Zenny...

You've been gone for so long...I don't want anyone but you, you know...

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You're a year older now, mijo! Happy birthday!!