A Confession

*Pharynx, Ember, Novo, and Gilda are talking together in a room of the Hive*

*Bursts in* "Guys, Apex is missing!"

"...And?"

*Everyone turns to look at her*

"What? Dragon kids run off all the time! Parents only start to worry if they're gone for more than a day!"

"Ember, come on! Apex!" *runs off*

"...Ember, your entire species make terrible parents."

"Oh, look who's talking, Mister 'Chrysalis abused me'!"

"Mother was only one changeling! At least most changeling parents were decent!"

"All dragons are awesome parents!"

"How would you know, you don't even have kids!!!"

"I was raised by the Dragon Lord!"

"Alright, that's enough! Unless you two are planning on having sex in the next five minutes-"

"What?!"

*Their heads snap over to face Gilda, as Novo backs away*

"-Then we need to go help actually find the missing child you two are arguing about!"

"I-Do I look like I would have sex with that thing?!"

"That's what you're angry about?!"

"Well, do you actually think I'm dumb enough to mistake you for your brother?!" *freezes* "I-I mean...uh...comeonlet'sgofindthekid!"

"...Gilda, did Ember just-"

"Yep."

Comments

[RainbowRaptorDash1]

Okay. That was funny.

[BezierBallad]

Where could Apex have gone off to? Was that a royal meeting going on?

[Melody Song]

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Let's say yes, it was a meeting, and Thorax was late because he was looking for Apex, who is somewhere with Hero and Zen, probably. Do you like it?

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Thanks!

[RainbowRaptorDash1]

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No problem.

[BezierBallad]

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I must say, Ember’s peer identification issues are always entertaining, so yes.

The possibility of Ember making out with Pharynx thinking he’s Thorax though lmao

[Melody Song]

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Pfff-

*Blushing heavily* "Who's dating Thorax? I'm not...who said that...?"

[BezierBallad]

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Emb, everyone pretty much knows you and Thorax are an item. It’s common knowledge, isn’t it?

[Melody Song]

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"Well, I certainly had no idea, but I do love some royal gossip!"

[Melody Song]

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"DAD!"

[BezierBallad]

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Novo, you’re a queen and you have a daughter, right? Who’s your husband?

[Melody Song]

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"He's deceased..."

[BezierBallad]

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Oh dear..

[Melody Song]

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*Blushing* "I don't-Thorax and I-"

[Melody Song]

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"Um...who wants to go tease Thorax? He squirms more than Ember."

[Melody Song]

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*Turns red* "Hey!"

[Melody Song]

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"Ew! No! Shush!"

[Melody Song]

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"Dad, hush."

[Melody Song]

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"Dad!"

[Melody Song]

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"Oi..."

[Zelda is Dragonfly]

Aww!

[Melody Song]

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Glad you like it! I love your profile pic, by the way!!

[Zelda is Dragonfly]

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Thanks!

[Melody Song]

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No problem!