When you find a spider in your house, do you squash it, or do you get out a glass and an envelope and carefully trap it and put it outside?

As I write this, I'm officially 24 years old. Not really happy about it. My little brother will turn 18 in a month.

This is a happy blog.

Here's a lollipop.

“So y'all gonna bleed to death just to prove a point, huh.”

“Hahah, what?” Pinkie gave AJ a drunk smile. “Nooo idea what you’re talking about!”

“Pinkie, you look like you’re tryin’ to traumatize the kids now, instead of doin’ it on accident. Give me the shears.”

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It wrote a story. It took me... like... a year. Of mostly procrastinating. It's pretty and has a lot of action and a little bit of sex. Also it has amazing cover art. Holivi is the best.

Plz read. Mash like and upvote if you like it.

What have I been doing to relax between writing and doing my normal everyday life? Well I'm glad you asked. Well since I love the idea of Halloween more so the original scary feel and slightly occult idea and less children being terrible and scaring me and giving me panic attacks kind of thing that happens now.

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Welcome to the nineteenth episode of our podcast investigating the world of pony fanfics! Them's Writin' Words brings together a group of dramatic readers, voice actors and artists from the MLP fandom to discuss and review a fanfiction chosen by one of us to discuss for your listening pleasure.

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Can't imagine why.

EParty Loyalty

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy

Continuing to throw regular parties during a national lockdown is bad. It’s considerably worse when you’re the prime minister.

• Pinkie
• Applejack
• Rarity

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Just to honor those lost in France in the latest attack on it, I shall post this to help the country stand tall in the face of this horror.

Give me time. Been watching movies. Have to for a class.

I remember what I thought of when I first made the story- teen supernatural mystery.

Well I think I have the ideas for the next two chapters- just have no time for the new two? weeks til I write something.

Sorry this is what happens when real life and writers block happens

But yeah I'm coming back soon on this all thanks to this film I saw today.

Enjoy this short comedy based on the prompt "The Stars Are Gone." Somehow it won! It's based on my annoyances with being a public school teacher, and it's also my first story to feature Starlight in a significant role!

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What? It's a story that I already published? You betcha. There's something about that story that'll find its way into my next one. In fact, I'm pulling pieces of multiple past stories in. You'll just need to find 'em.

"Though I agree with your point, you are no older than 14, therefore I must call you a little bitch."

^^^^Flawless.

The first drafts of Winds of Wintercrest are complete. This story is quite different than what I'm used to writing.

One of my concerns is that this story gets brutal and bleak towards the end. So much so that it may warrant a mature rating. My aim was to keep it teen rated, but I just love how the climax plays out because how much it tears at Rarity.

I hope to have it out late next week or the following weekend. Fingers crossed!

Ya know those little lungs commercial that play on YouTube?

Like, I get it, smoking is bad and stuff. But do I need to see this sentient lung get hurt and become so bloody and bruised? Do I need to see bloody liquid come out of the lung tube every time something hits him?

Do I NEED TO SEE HIM LOSE AN EYE?!?

This week the life lessons we learned:
-Don't be in a troupe of monkeys in Thailand and get into a fight with another troupe of monkeys. Apparently the police will arrest you. Which just begs the questions: Is there monkey jail? Are there monkey lawyers? Are there monkey courts and judges?

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If you've read up to chapter XII of A Game of Kings and Pretty Pony Princesses you'd know that Hauteclaire gave himself his name from the French epic The Song of Roland.

Well, I found a translation at an antique bookstore and just finished reading it. Here are some fun facts about the story:

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After the horrendous rape story by SoothingCoffee that I've had the absolute displeasure of reading tonight, I've finally put my foot down and deleted my first ever featured story for good. Those of you who favored Chrysalis' Revenge, you might as well get rid of it from your library if you can, because it is finally no more.

Wow...females get treated like garbage a lot in this fandom.

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I think AnimatedJames needs to have a talk with someone about his goop fetish...