I've been absent for a few days... or a month, I couldn't tell, really, but, I've been absent as of late. Why? Well, I was reading Splatoon Fanfics. Not ones on here, no, but on Fanfiction.NET.

Now, the reason why is because... I was horny and looking for sexual/smutty stories bored and looking for something to read... that is, until I found a Fic called "The Legacy of Humanity" by ChiggerD.

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why even go on living

bootiful <3

Not long til I get to max rank on splatfest :v

I'm a kid now, eh!

I LOVE SPLATOON! And this animation by CrankyConstruct is some good shit, eh!

hehehehehehe~

Man, I really need to get back into Splatoon, eh... too bad I sold my Wii U and the games, eh...

Incidentally, ranked battles are kicking my ass, but at least this morning I won Rainmaker for my team for the first time.

(I still need to find a stylus and play around with this feature, I hate my current oekaki board.)

My first ever Splatfest has come and gone...

I was on Team Tortoise, so I'm feeling the sting of being on the losing side of my first ever Splatfest, but I did my best, I had fun, so I have no regrets. Congratulations to Team Hare!

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I'm officially helplessly addicted to Splatoon 2. And surprisingly not terrible at it, though I'm still far from great.

Some general observations and personal thoughts:

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Today was pretty eventful in my short career as a squidkid.

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I just joined Team Tortoise! Who's with me?

BOOYAH!

Dew to the realse of The Splatoon 2 Octo Exspantion the next chapter might be delayed. Normally I wouldn't be announcing when I get a new game and rather play it then write but the Octo Exspantion is a gauntlet. It was so challenging I ended up throwing my Nintendo Switch. So yeah when I do end up rage quitting I'll get back on the next chapter. Also don't take this as me hating on the Octo Exspantion, I actually love it, I'm just not that good at video games

Fresh!

Raw!

And some idiot who has no clue WTF he's doing, and nobody else does either!

THREE HOURS UNTIL JOKER IN SMASH, FOLKS!!

One of Splatoon 2's most interesting and offbeat features is the oekaki boards each player can post, which are the only real method of self-expression in the game and have tremendous potential for abuse. They also have potential to amaze and impress with users showing off unholy pixel art talents. And a little of everything in between.

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So this morning I'm playing a little bit of Splatoon before getting up for the day, and Ranked is set on Clam Blitz. Which is awesome, because I play defense, so Clam Blitz is a nice way to get the brain firing and ease into the day.

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So I'm starting to find my strengths and weaknesses in ranked matches. I'm not surprised that my best offensive game is Splat Zones, I'm mildly surprised I'm good(I sh) at Tower Control, but the real surprise?

It's that I found my niche in Clam Blitz.

I'm a goalie. And a damn good one too.

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Let's get Kraken!

(See what I did there? )

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