So, it's come to my attention that there is a type of "gun" that you can buy (it's legal), which shoots table salt, of all things. I'm not kidding. Basically, it's meant to kill bugs, like houseflies, spiders... centipedes... etc., by propelling the salt at high velocity, like buckshot. Here's a link to it, if you're curious:

https://www.bugasalt.com/products/yellow-bug-a-salt-2-0

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A cockroach was crawling around a man's ear canal for THREE days before it was finally killed off.

He spent hours trying to scoop out the invader including using tooth picks and tweezers.

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It took a while to get my writing juices flowing, so after releasing two stories of questionable taste and two more with an E rating slapped on them, I think it's time to focus on ongoing stories. I've been neglecting them and keeping some faithful readers in the lurch. I need to remedy that.

I, Chrysalis should be wrapped up in two or three chapters. I want to try and get that finished before the end of May. There is one more major fight scene to do, then the aftermath.

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So there I was, just casually going to Fimfictions front page and then...

Finally. Almost a year after it begun... Songs of the Spheres has made it to the front page. Ah, yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss[insert more S as required]ssss.

Welp, I'm just elated and felt like sharing. Woop woop, the success train is on a roll as of late!

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My favorite chicken coup has been cookin' up something spicy!

[Unpublished stories cannot be embedded]

Go check it out! Yours Truly was an editor, and lemme tell you, this is a good one.

Let's see and find out!

Every view is a boop.

sauce

sauce

sauce

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Yes. Scorpion Flies are a thing. That is a scorpion fly in the image above.

They are very common in all parts of the world.

So if you think you are safe just because you live in the northern part of the globe...well...I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but they exist in the northern hemisphere too.

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Just a quick update before I get back to work:

-Fixed Blog Image for "Petrify" Teaser
-Fixed Blog Image for "Dear Friends" Release Teaser
-Added Teaser Image for "Petrify" to Deviantart Roster
-Added Release Image for "Dear Friends" to Deviantart Roster

I made a mistake by going with Imgur instead of DeviantArt like all my other images. Thus, they weren't visible unless clicking on them. They have been updated to meet criteria.

Summary:

Sarakk and Sarin, long departed from their time at the Hazbin Hotel, have been hired by the plucky Blitzo and his failing (succeeding!) business. With a pair of some of the most dangerous killers in Pentagram City, surely IMP's boss has made all the right decisions!

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No, there's no joke this time, no trolling or misleading information; this time I'm serious. Well, as serious as I can possibly be anyway. ;)

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I'd like to apologize to those who have been patiently waiting for the next chapter of Nighty Night Scootaloo. Don't worry, I haven't abandoned the project. It's just that I have a lot of projects in the works. First of all, I'm not good when it comes to filler content, so parts of the story that aren't part of the general bullet points of the story tend to send me into a type of writer's block.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Ok I know I just threw a blog post out a couple minutes ago, but something else just came in that demands immediate sharing: cover art for the upcoming Time Enough For Wub!

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As noted a week ago, and in my blog post a few days ago, I am totally at Everfree Northwest. It doesn't start until tomorrow, but I hung out with a bunch of writer folks tonight. Everyone was someone I met for the first time tonight, but so far, I've met:

Morning Sun
Xepher
Ruirik
LoyalLiar
Wilson
Web of Hope
Two people whose names I am blanking on right now for some reason
Red Spiral (briefly)
Heartshine

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Not posted anything today so here is something random...

Go on give it a try.

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No seriously. Sunset Shimmer, Twilight (EqG), Romance, Order Top Rated, Second Page, Second From The Top.

... and there it is!

... go me? Go... us? You guys apparently really liked this story. I don't know what to say about it beyond being embarrassingly flattered. So... hurrah?

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“Pinkie,” said Twilight evenly. “I’m not gonna judge you for your actions, and I know we all need a friend sometimes, but I just gotta know. Why’d you do it?”

“Oh Twilight,” laughed Pinkie Pie, from atop her throne of bones. “Sometimes, you don’t need a reason! You just do things to see what happens!”

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So, I just had to go through all of my fics to see if they still look alright, since knighty has now implemented a way to change the layout of a fic between indented and double-spaced and it was switched to double-spaced for me by default.
I won’t write a blog entry now to say what I think of those new design choices (Hint: They suck.), I lack the energy, but I just wanted to write this in case anything looks off in one of my fics.

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