Greetings, my good lads and lasses.

This is your jolly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 240th film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of the third and final installment of the HTTYD trilogy: "How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World".

Here's the rundown of this tale:

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Let me just say, that pun. That was a fun something, with some interesting things to note.:3 As always, unto the thoughts!

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Hello again! It's nearly halfway through Spookstober, and I bet you're all wondering when those chapter updates are coming! Well, two days after my status update blog post, my attention to FIM and my fanfics of it was diverted by the siren call of Steven Universe.

Hell Universe Collab Video Announcement

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Well to be more accurate, this is someone breaking down the game of a series and explaining why the game of the show is so bad while giving comparisons, many of which are real world (sort of), and giving a pretty detailed explanation of it all.

I would recommend this video for anyone plays MMOs, has played MMOs, is considering playing an MMO, is planning/working on a MMO.

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Hey everyone. It's been about two weeks since I said anything (or posted new chapters, for that matter). My plan, of course, is to keep writing for the foreseeable future, but it'll be mostly when the muse strikes me. A recent emotional upheaval of my own making has sidelined me, and it's going to take some time before I recover fully from that (if at all). I haven't not been writing; I've written some words to explore various ideas knocking about upstairs, but none of them have been words for

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This is gonna be a long one and a special one (with good news at the bottom!)

As many of you have probably noticed, I am not straight. And I've increasingly, especially really recently, been a lot more open and honest about that online, that is. However that was not always the case, and it's taken me awhile to get to a place where I can even briefly mention it here, where I know my parents won't find out, without being downright terrified. IRL is a different story.

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Sure is nice to see the Teen Titans in something serious again!

Can’t say I’m a huge fan of the new designs though... I prefer them more stylized, like in the original Titans show. And who the hell is that blue guy?

Eh, still better than this:

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Yesterday, I was thinking “Man, Bad Horse released another new story, but I’ve already got my review post done. Well, might as well read it and get started on the next set of Read It Now Reviews.” Then I realized there were a few recent stories I’d been putting off reading, that were all short, and one thing lead to another…

And now I’ve got a complete review set for today! Funny how that works.

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In the final week of 2017, I was privileged to watch 2 sci-fi films a day apart. The first was Star Wars: The Last Jedi, and the other was Valerian: City of a Thousand Planets. Both were films I wanted to see. Both were giant sci-fi spectacles with aliens, robots, and crazy space adventures. Right up my alley.

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To Fan of Most Everything!
For Jinglemas 2018

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Welcome to blarg town, population us.

This day is taking longer for Penny and her friends to get through than any other I have written, I think. Well, maybe excluding some of the ones in the Crystal Empire. Onward though, because there is a date in Genevieve and Sablee's future, as well as a wedding further down the path of life.

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I couldn't sleep tonight, and I was bored, so I thought I'd come on here and write a long blog post. Fair warning, I'll be using a fuck load of equipment jargon in this post. If you don't know what I'm talking about, click here for an Imgur album I made explaining what everything is.

I wanted to talk about WW2 equipment and, more specifically, reenacting. This'll be a more of a stream of consciousness thing, so bear with me.

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... but when I do, it's not-a-contest. Stay tuned because after over a year of writing colourful humans and Wallflower Blush, I guess it's time to reject humanity and return to horse.

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I mean, it's not like I'm lazy, right?

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EHorrible Words

• MLP: FiM
• Drama

The first worst part of loving somepony is that you eventually have to tell them. The second worst thing is that they will leave you.

• Twilight
• Celestia
• Royal Guard

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I tried doing a thing for a prompt collab. Here's the full version, because I had enough brain worms to type out random nonsense when I should be doing other things. Please enjoy it, and remember that one like means one child will be eaten, as per my bio.

ELittle Candle

• MLP: FiM
• Tragedy

Little candle, why must you try and be so bright?

• Celestia
• Sunset Shimmer

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Last week's weeds have been pulled. Look at this lovely lawn now.

This week is the start of the sequel to the Kingdom Hearts crossover we ran when KH3 dropped. Good luck.

"My Brave Pony: Starfleet Humans" comes to a close. Fucking hell. I didn't even really participate, and this is STILL a really gross skim. I'd be happy to go without more Mykan for months.

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I don't like the recent chapter of Home is for the Weak.

It's hard to walk the fine line between LOL SO RANDUM and humor that's... um... what I write. I don't really like being the former actually, and I feel the most recent chapter kinda jumped in that direction just a bit.

Gaaaaaaaaah~

So I had this whole big spiel planned out, but on second thought, I think I can condense this all to a much shorter list of bullet points.

-MLP, I have recently realized, is not the show I keep wanting it to be. To be brutally honest, it's pretty shallow.
-The characters do have some depth to them, but it's not as much as people claim, and they don't develop so much as their personality shifts depending on the writer and the season.

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