Things Bronies Say: Part Two

Here is part two of my Things Bronies Say series. I hope you will like it. You can find part one here.

Enjoy.

1. Sunset Shimmer is literally the worst villain in the whole MLP franchise and she was reformed too quickly. I hope that she won't appear in any more movies after this one!

*One movie later.*

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This will be the upcoming history exam, so make sure that you read over this material and study it closely.

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Today I am going to tell you a true funny story that happened one day when I took a small day trip up to the Grand Canyon.

At some point during my visit to the iconic national park, I was just chilling on a park bench when this squirrel comes up to me and starts speaking in some kind of squirrel language I suppose.

So I say, 'Oh hello little squirrel have you come to say hello?'

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Here is a list of disciplines I am studying at the moment. I usually study a wide range of things for stories that I am writing.

The people at Google or the government people monitoring the internet over at the NSA must think I am nuts. Lol

But oh well.

The List:

Psychotherapy: Psychotherapy is a general term for treating mental health problems by talking with a psychiatrist, psychologist or other mental health provider.

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Weird Websites I've Found While Browsing The Web

Here is a list of some really weird websites I found while browsing the web. They all exist...for some reason. I will leave it up to you to decide why. If I happened to miss any, feel free to lave them in the comment section below.

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The Fame Game

Fame is a game,
And the famous aren't the players.

They are the pawns on the chessboard of grief.

Today the pawns are defending knights,
On a march to public identity.

They are the Mother Theresa of the news.

Tomorrow they are defeated by,
The king and queen of media.

They become the martyrs,
Burnt for their beliefs.

They get the Salem witch trial,
And are hung on social media.

But hey,
Who cares.

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Okay, since I can't find the submissions sent to me and frankly I have zero energy to go looking for them, I'm just gonna recap what happened.

While her submission was probably the most entertaining, Cambiato COULD have made off with a win, but has decided to drop out of the contest.

The Fan Without a Face easily came in second with a pretty impressive show of his work AND a great character arch along with a deepening relationship between Coalstone and Sentinel.

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Where we last left off, the contestants were turned back into children and were sent back to high school as freshmen. All except one; Nova Blaze. Here, the five children reenact The Breakfast Club.

The freshman sat in silence as they all sat rigid in their seats. The “detention room” was empty, save for them, and was all too quiet in general. The noise was broken quickly as the sound of squeaking shoes could be heard coming towards them.

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Why I Am Not A Fan Of The Upvote/ Downvote System On Sites

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Lyra Explains: How Computers Were Made (Humor)

A well researched (lol cakes) history of computers by Lyra Alluse AKA Emma Lee Downs.

A long time ago in ancient Rome some ancient scientist type dudes were bored. So they put a bunch of wheels and cogs together into a box and did a voodoo dance.

The voodoo dance activated the cogs which turned and flipped numbers at the top of the box counting down dates. This was the world's first computer known as the Antikythera Mechanism.

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English Is A Tough Language

English is kind of complicated. I often revert to speaking French, Korean, Chinese, or Japanese (or a combination of all of these at once) because they make more sense. :P

Reasons English is a weird language:

1. There are a bunch of variations of a word that are pronounced the same, but they are spelled different and mean different things.

Such as to, too, two. There, there, their. Where, wear. Tare, Tear. Bare, Bear. So on and so forth.

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One of those desperate girls who want you to see them strip or something on webcam sent me a spam e-mail and was like, "Hey Baby. Want to bang? Here's the link to my private messenger if you want to hit me up."

And I so I did what every sensible person would do and clicked the link to the messenger.

When I was in the messenger thing I said, "Listen, Candy (that was her name). Banging hurts a lot. I just stubbed my toe last week. You can understand why I am not interested."

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Yes, Rittenhouse is White.

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One very well might think that a story that has not been updated in almost seven years written by an author who has not been seen in several years would be dead.

I thought it was dead, and I'm the author.

I think I was wrong.

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Sites Where You Can Host Your Images

Imgur sucks, so here are some other places were you can host your images just to spite them.

1. ImgBB: This site allows you to upload and store as many pictures/ images as you like. You can register to keep track of your images but you can also upload images without making an account.

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https://youtu.be/I73sBhHH69E cheesy exercise music video I was part of last month just dropped! Shout out to occasionally finding good gigs on craigslist! Also shout out to the artist CHYL she's chill (haha) and the songs a legit old-school 90s EDM esque (i think? Does this qualify as house? I've forgotten my inchoate to begin with Electronica sub genres knowledge lol) any the point is the songs a bop go listen to it thanks and have a great day!

Brian Is Gone But Not Forgotten

Brian was a fun-loving balloon. He enjoyed throwing parties for his balloon animal friends. He was always the life of the party. He brought joy to all of the young fillies and colts of Equestria with his balloon antics.

He was so well loved that he won the most coveted 'Best Balloon Animal' title eight years in a row.

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Oh wait, never mind. I just found them.

Anyway, this.

All Of The MLP Short Stories, Poems, and Song Lyrics I've Written So Far

Here is a list of stories, poetry, and song lyrics I have written to make people laugh/ smile. They are all relatively short/ one-shots. Nothing complicated. Just fun reading. I hope you will enjoy them. Feedback is always welcome and appreciated.

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