Life of Brian Scootaloo

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Brian Is Gone But Not Forgotten

Brian was a fun-loving balloon. He enjoyed throwing parties for his balloon animal friends. He was always the life of the party. He brought joy to all of the young fillies and colts of Equestria with his balloon antics.

He was so well loved that he won the most coveted 'Best Balloon Animal' title eight years in a row.

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I don't think I be doing any real edits any time soon.

Best YouTube video of all time.

Just trust me.

(The audio comes from a performance by the comedian Brian Regan.)

Today I was at a thrift store. I'm not quite sure why I was there. It just seemed to be that I ended up there. Anyway, I was going through the pants looking for loose change when all of a sudden I saw a man. He was wearing a shirt that said Nantucket's Finest.

I asked him if he was the man from Nantucket. He told me he was. I asked him if what I'd heard about him was true. It was then he looked down sighed a little sadly and walked away.

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Rise and shine, Campers!

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

And today, for the second installment of my "February Festivity", I'm gonna give you guys my review of Bill Murray's "Groundhog Day".

Here's the summary of it:

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Dear lord above on the glen this film is bad.

1995's Rob Roy is a sluggish, two and a half hour bore fest that drags itself along, driven by a horrifically idiotic and badly put together plot, and acting that, with the exception of John Hurt and Tim Roth, is monotonous and bland.

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Well, I'm not going to sugarcoat it. This likely wasn't the best review to pick before the end of 2019.

But, having seen plenty of this series's episodes on YouTube to last me a lifetime, I'm making my 17th TV show review on "The Pink Panther". The series that aired from 1993 to 1996 to be exact.

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Merry Christmas, my pals.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 4th installment of my "Christmas Craze", I'm gonna give you guys my review of "Jingle All the Way".

Here's what it's about:

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Happy Halloween, my good friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 14th and final installment of this year's "Spook Spectacular", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Spongebob Squarepants: The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Eight years ago today, Dreamworks brought the Chris Gall books of half-dinosaur/half-vehicle creatures to life!

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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What’s up, Kemosabes?

I’m here with another movie review.

Today, as part of my comeback to reviewing animated films done by Disney, I’ll be reviewing “Tarzan”.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 30th TV show analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Martha Speaks".

Here's the rundown of this show:

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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My TV Show Rating Score:

5/5: It is an awesome show!
4.5/5: it is a great show albeit not perfect
4/5: It’s a good show with minor flaws
3/5: It’s overall okay/guilty pleasure
2/5: It’s bad but not awful

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Bueno Dias, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 34th episode analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Daring Doubt". The 21st episode in the ninth season of "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" to be precise.

Here’s the rundown of it:

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