A pill, capable of permanently raising your IQ by 20%, comes into your possession. You only have a few minutes to eat it. After that, it will evaporate.

You are absolutely sure that there are no side effects and that the pill will do exactly what it's supposed to do if you swallow it—It would increase your IQ for life.

Choose:
- Throw the pill away. —> proceed to 1.
- Eat the pill. —> proceed to 2.

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I do not see how anyone seems to like the new episode, now, let me run down a few points that should bother you

-the episode is a ripoff of the office, and it once again uses the terrible "contradictory interview" cliche to drive the plot for no real reason

-also, the mane 6 RUINED Rarity's dream seveal times and they didn't admit it, they kept it from her, that could RUIN you friendship,rarity

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I recently took a test from the African Wild Life Foundation to discover my African Spirit Animal. It was a short test that only took a minute or two. I answered a few questions and found out my spirit animal.

Apparently, it's a black rhino. At first, I thought it was silly but turns out we're more alike than I realized.
1. We both like eating vegetables. The black rhino is a herbivore and I've always liked eating veggies and fruit.

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Although the world has looked at me
With eyes of hate and scorn
And although so many have doubted me
Since the day that I was born
Although there have been so many
Who've wanted to tear me apart
And there has been quite a few
Who left me with a broken heart
Although there were numbers of people
Who tried to take my dignity
And although there's been so many more
Who have mocked my creativity
Although some people may beat me down
And try to stop me reaching my goal

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So, the word has come down and it's official: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic will be ending after Season 9. We still have a couple of rumored TV specials afterward, but as far as a regular TV show goes, it's all over. The new MLP movie Hasbro announced during Toy Fair will most likely be the start of Gen 5, and who knows what form that will take.¹

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Okay, so I rarely do this. And by rarely, I mean I've never done this before. But I recently had the pleasure of editing a story that I seriously believe you should check out:

We all love zombies. I mean, who doesn't? They're just so fascinating. Reanimated corpses set on feasting on your flesh. The perfect thing for the spirit of Hallowen, the scariest time of year.

...Or are they?

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Today's story will grow on you.

How To Dominate Your Neighbor's Lawn
[Comedy] [Random] • 2,241 words

Even when faced with the rise of Tirek and the loss of her own cutie mark, Roseluck never fails to tend her lawn.

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So uh, I placed. Second, specifically.

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HERE IT IS, EVERYONE!

If you've ever wanted to try and woo Rainbow Dash, now is your chance: with the Choose-Your-Own-Adventure romance story I just posted, you can! Go on and check out Date-Your-Own-Dashie, and the other two stories in the CYOA romance series!

Well well well, seems the apprentice was right.

Today is a great day, my union has sent the letter to tell my bosses to stick their bullsh!t up their rear end!

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Alright guys, there's been a ton of debate on "Your Fault", and I'm here to set the record straight because it's pissing me off.

"Night Light got off too easy."

"Night Light got an out."

WRONG.

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Valued readers, followers, friends, stalkers, I have a question: Should the story "There's Fluff On Your Armor" get a sequel? The poll can be voted on here. If for whatever reason, you cannot follow the link, leave your opinion in the comments section of this post.

TOODLES!~

Has it really been six months since I last posted here? Sorry I've been so absent. Still haven't been reading as much as I'd like

So! A convention happened this weekend, and although I don't watch the show anymore, ponies are still cute and I wanted to see my friends. I'm really glad I went! To be perfectly honest, I haven't been in the best mental space lately, but spending time with people has helped quite a bit. Hasbro may've been onto something with MLP's subtitle

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Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine I would accomplish a feat like this, of my newest story.

In these tumultuous times, we could all use a serene moment. Argodaemon provides:

There's a lot of important discussion going on on and off the site right now. Just remember to take a second to decompress now and then. And remember to enjoy the silliness where you find it.

Like seriously, I never have a lot to say. I usually type out a couple of paragraphs and post some random shit, or self promotion. I am going somewhere with this though.

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I know, I know. I had to get to New year's Eve to start working on this story again and a whole month but here it is!!
I swear I thought my last update was in September 2019
Anyway, I hope I've managed to hook you up because now's the time for the plot to thicken... >:)

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Man, I'm fucking everywhere these days, aren’t I?

As in, I show up in a multitude of places. That’s what I meant. Sadly, you can’t read that opening as me stating how I have sex all over the place as of lately. Your girlfriend is still sore from last time, y’see.

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