Last time I posted a tease of things to come. Since then I've had a couple unexpected things pop up. Good ones. Including the long-awaited best one:

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Come join my groups. Here are four amazing groups that I created that you might be interested in. The Crazy Creators League is a laid back place where you can promote and share your works and shitpost freely in the forum. The Official Modern Disney Haters Club is a place where you freely talk about Modern Disney without getting attacked by Disney fanboys AKA Disneynites and you can also talk about great Classic Disney was in there too. Tim Burton's Batman89/Batman Returns is a place for the

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This song--Cars are Cars--is one of the most maligned Paul Simon songs. People say it's shit. I don't get how. The lyrics are fucking genius and the music is an absolute goddamned bop. Fuck those philistines. This song is great and all the haters can choke on my cock.

Sweetie Belle gains a soul —By Bad Dragon

Chapter 12:

“You are a medical pony, are you not?” Twilight faced her. “You should know that horns don't grow back if they break.”

*Sinster villain laugh intensifies*

“Na-a!” Rainbow Dash’s wings erected up from within the crowd. “One awesome prank doesn’t make her a master yet.” She folded both wings so they fitted through the door.

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This is quite indubitably the greatest My Little Pony fan creation of all time. A more perfect trinity of effort, quality, and shitpost cannot mathematically exist. That more know not of its existence is one of modern life's greatest tragedies. But now at least you do!

Sometimes, I get so bored that I drink. I'm saving the last of the whiskey for my love. I tried three seconds of tequila and it was pretty good. It didn't have the same effect as whiskey so I made myself a cosmopolitan. It tasted delicious! It still didn't give me the desired effect so I gave myself two seconds of tequila. That shit tastes so much better than whiskey. The only problem was that my insides burned when I sneezed. Here's the recipe for the

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Welp, we've seen all the "Ponymon" stories and caught 'em all. Professor Oak would be so proud of us.

This week's a day late because we didn't want to take Turkey Day away from you. However, that doesn't mean you're off the hook completely. The stars just aligned so perfectly for this story.

So I wrote a fic with a female Anon. (Link Below) Honestly, I kind of like it... It may be a bit out there kinkwise, but I don't think it's too crazy. So... if it's not too much trouble, could you go give it a read? Maybe a comment and a thumby thumb too. ^_^

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Find Rule 63 Moonbutt and Sunbutt below!

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Be sure to wish your sister a Happy Mother's Day...

...after all, it's partially your fault.

With a pairing of these two for my Jinglemas story this year, it took quite the restraint to avoid making the obvious pun in the story*: a pun so obvious, the show put it in a Season 1 episode written before Berry Punch had even been designed as a background pony. Light spoilers below for the story, of course; read at your own discretion.

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To anyone out there, waiting in the void, I have good news.

Go find yourself a calendar or diary, or use the calendar on your phone. Count the days and weeks until June 16th.

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*something about how ISIS will come and rape our women, kill our gays; somehow turns into something about genital mutilation*
Only the girls get their genitals mutilated.
Well, the guys are circumcised, and I consider that genital mutilation.
Pilar, you do realize that both of your brothers are circumcised?
So is Blake.

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*looks at Mane 6*
“Yeah, they are adults.”

*looks at the rulers of Equestria*
“Also adults.”

*looks at Gilda and Gruff*
“Looks like adults to me.”

*looks at...really any ruler of any country*
“Definitely adults.”

*Looks at Thorax and Pharynx*

Slams table. “CHILDREN.”

I saw this new pony maker on one of my friend's blogs and I thought I would share it.

The original pony maker can be found on this website: http://ponyisland.net/#!/?src=main&sub=welcome

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