A New Pony Maker Arrives · 7:25pm Dec 8th, 2015
I saw this new pony maker on one of my friend's blogs and I thought I would share it.
The original pony maker can be found on this website: http://ponyisland.net/#!/?src=main&sub=welcome
The website is a lot like Neopets if you have ever played that game, except with ponies. I tried it out for kicks and it is actually pretty fun to make pony characters and care for them.
Note: One of my friends informed me that you can join Pony Island for free, but you can't breed ponies, buy ponies, enter contests, or anything else unless you pay them with real money. So please keep this in mind before joining the site long term.
If you don't want to play on the full site you can create a pony with the standalone creator which can be found here: http://jwebgen.com/generate
This is the pony dragon I made with the standalone creator:
Try it out if you get the chance.
#YouFuckingFuck
3602787 I lurve you too.
One day and you're impressing me greatly with your posts.
Cool. Thanks for sharing that but, PONY ISLAND?! I mean... What?... Like... I WANT TO LIVE THERE NOW!
3602805 Well thank you. I am glad that you approve. :)
3602806 I want to live there too.
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So, what're we waiting for? Let's go!
3602892 We shall buy our own pony island in the north Pacific and invite all of the bronies to live there. And then we shall proclaim sun butt and moon butt as our leaders and call the island Equestria.
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Not in the North Pacific! It's always stormy there with typhoons and hurricanes! South Pacific or even the Carribean would be much better. Oh, and all the mares have to be naked ALL THE TIME! (except when it's cold then they can just come and cuddle with ME to get warm! Oh, and we'll be the ONLY TWO HUMANS ON THE ISLAND! (everyone else can be jelly!)
3602945 Naw it will be an island for all of the bronies. ;) The south Pacific seems like a great place to set up our base of operations. And our currency shall be called bits! And we will declare hay burgers as the national food!
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Crap! If it can't be just me and an island full of mares I'm out! :P
3602957 Well, you could have your own special island right next to Equestria (Island) called mare-topia. ;)
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No! I'd name it ORGASMANIA!
3602985 But it wouldn't get passed by the censors.
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LULWHAT?! It's not going to be on TV! LOL! (Okay, maybe Showtime? LOL)
3603030 That's the deal for creating the islands. In order to get the funding to create our own countries on the islands in the South Pacific, MTV said they would be allowed to film our activities. So that is why your island has to be called Mare-Topia.
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No! Forget it! I'm not letting crappy MTV intrude into my life! I'll go buy my own island. :P lol
3603063 Don't worry; they'll only be there for a year or two. And then the pony islands shall be ours forever. Muahahahaha!
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Okay, I just found a great deal for a ten mile by ten mile island in the South Mugwamp Sea. All the islanders want is a dollar forty nine and two bags of salt! What a deal! Oh, and they told me to ignore the quicksand and slimeswamps, they're nothing, really, but they seem very anxious to leave so I'm wondering if it's such a good deal or not, now? LOL What the hell, I'll buy it! Maybe I can talk Luna into moving there with me? It can't be any worse for her than the moon was. Plus she'll have the benefit of sharing it with MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Yeah, I can live with that.
3603096 Sounds like a plan. Watch out for that quick sand though. I hear that it can give you a real sinking feeling.
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Quicksand... Sinking feeling... Booo!
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#RotInFuckingHell
3603122 But bad puns give you a never-ending lifeline. That's why I make them all of the time.
3603134 D'aww that's the nicest thing someone has said to me all day.
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Lifeline? It's easier for me to weave into a nice, long rope all the hair I end up pulling out after puns like that.
3603168 See? Bad puns are already extending your life too.
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#ShutUpYouFuckingDickHole
3603209 Oh wow.
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#YeahDon'tFuckWithMe
3603230 Seriously Little Taco. What's up with that?
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#Don'tFuckWithMeOrIPullOutTheHarshestOfWords
3603252 But I didn't do anything that I can recall.
3603274 ............
................................. #ShutTheFuckUp
3603281 You just want an excuse to use those hashtags, don't you?
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Okay, Moon Butt I can live with because she's really cute and sweet but I'd rather not have Sun Butt around. She strikes me as being a little too devious and I'm quite sure if, given half a chance, she would rally the islanders in her favor and stage a revolution after which she would proclaim herself Total And Absolute Ruler For All Time and Forever or Until The First Taco Tuesday, Whichever Came First!
In either case I'm quite certain our lovely and devious Sun Butt's first command would be to completely forbid my ever having the slightest contact with any and all mares, for whatever reason, ever again which would really piss me off and inspire me to stage a counter-revolution after which I would then proclaim the devious (but still lovely) Sun Butt my eternal and ever lasting Parlor Maid and Sex Slave into perpetuity or until the first Fritata Friday, whichever came first.
3603291 Hmm, well in that case, Sun Butt can live on my island since I don't mind all of the rules. :P
3603285 #WhyCan'tIFuckingStop
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#Fine!YouCanHaveSunButt!I'mHappyForYou. (NOW look what you've got me doing?!)
3603341 You have to go to hashtag users anonymous now, Little Taco.
3603344 Pretty soon people looking for weird stuff are going to find my blog and be like...what?
That creator is really cool, but I wouldn't suggest joining Pony Island. They charge you real money to make an account or else you lose your critters, and they don't allow you to mention ANYTHING LGBT+ because they 'want to avoid controversy' (translation: they come off as homophobic/transphobic)
3603361 #NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
3603373 Huh, I joined for free though. Maybe that is an option for people who want to buy in-game items or something? In any case, thank you for letting me know. I will make a note of this in my blog post.
3603381 If we're talking about the same game, if you join for free, you can't breed ponies, buy ponies, enter contests, or anything else unless you pay them with real money. So you pretty much can't earn the game's currency or do anything at all unless you pay them "X amount" of money each month.
3603395 Hmmm the rules seem to say that you can have certain breeds for free and breed those specific types, but you can't own or breed any of the types you get in the actual game. It seems similar to Neopets, Gaia Online, or those other sites where you have to pay to have special items for your character/ customize the look of it.
3603404 Huh. Maybe it's a different game than the one I found then.
3603409 Well just to be safe, I made a note of it. This was the site I was talking about: http://ponyisland.net/#!/?src=main&sub=welcome
3603418 The game you listed is indeed the pay-to-play one I was complaining about. Personally, I wouldn't suggest joining it because it's a pretty terrible game if you don't pay the fee.
3603441 Yeah, I made a note of it. But the character generator itself it pretty cool. :)
3603445 Yeah! i like the character generator, just not the site the characters are from.