The Most Underrated Paul Simon Song--Cars are Cars

This song--Cars are Cars--is one of the most maligned Paul Simon songs. People say it's shit. I don't get how. The lyrics are fucking genius and the music is an absolute goddamned bop. Fuck those philistines. This song is great and all the haters can choke on my cock.

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[The Spy of the Tiger]

Speaking of underrated songs, I can think of a few. Hell, I got a whole artist for you who I think is criminally underrated. Goes by the name Voltaire, though he claims his name is Aurelio Voltaire Hernandez, and if that isn't in the top ten badass names you've heard, please enlighten me. He doesn't sing in a very popular genre, but he has some bangers. My current favorites are Captains All, The Straight Razor Cabaret, The Beast of Pirates Bay, Riding a Black Unicorn Down the Side of an Erupting Volcano While Drinking from a Chalice Filled with the Laughter of Small Children, and When You're Evil. It also doesn't hurt that his voice is smooth as silk.

[Super Trampoline]

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Send me a link cause I'm lazy as fucking fuck right now

[unfortunately yiff]

can i choke on your cock

[Super Trampoline]

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First Off, I need assurance that you're at least 18 years old. That said:

Possibly. PM me about what cons you're going to next year and also read this blog for some context of what I'm into, though I probably would need to tweak it a bit because I have more experience under my belt now
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/866229/offer-i-will-tie-you-up-at-bronycon-and-possibly-let-you-tie-me-up

[The Spy of the Tiger]

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Look them up yourself. Fate favors the bold.

[Super Trampoline]

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You'd make a lousy PR rep.

[The Spy of the Tiger]

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Nah, I was just quoting one of his songs.