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"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

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Aug
20th
2018

SOON · 5:48pm Aug 20th, 2018

This is exactly what it looks like.

dun dun dunnnnn!

Comments ( 13 )

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More like THIS FALL :derpytongue2:

In all seriousness, I'm thrilled to have a stable (ha ha) of stores waiting in the wings again. I think I felt at my happiest on FimFic back when I had a new story coming each month, and it feels good to be back there again.

Even if the only technically new one is the rest of To Serve In Hell, with the others being revised Writeoff fics... :trollestia:

This certainly looks exciting!

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I know, right? Who could’ve predicted that a spreadsheet would someday be running on a phone?! The times we live in. :trollestia:

I must confess I am quite intrigued by the upcoming Bra Quest. My mind is forming all sorts of barmy possibilities like an epic Ogres and Oubliettes style epic quest retelling of Husband Shining Armour's arduous, eternal campaign 3 hour shopping trip with Cadance to try on every bu:yay:ing garment on the the racks purchase some clothes...

Of course Cadance, being the Changeling Goddess of Food, pulls out her trump card:
Cadance: How does this fit me?
Shining Armour: *bored sigh*
Cadance: Do these colours look good? How about these? Or these?
Shining Armour: *grumble grumble*
Cadance: Which pattern looks better?
Shining Armour: *pls put me out of my misery*
Cadance: If you help, I will let you pick out some new underpants for me to wear~~

cheat mode on

Shining Armour: The 3rd and 4th patterns better compliment your body figure. With fall coming, you will want those colours, but these colours here are also quite good. The fit looks a bit too loose and long. This one here would be a better tailored for your size. It also goes better with the colours from before and the pattern also compliments your figure...

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Having seen some concept art... I think it’s more like “Raiders of the lost Panties”. By which I mean that Sunset Shimmer is going to open a footlocker and a bunch of nazis are going to be impaled through the chest by underwire bras and through the eyes by string bikinis. :trollestia:

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You guys both need to go write those things. :rainbowlaugh:

SIG, I could see something extra silly coming out of your idea. Like maybe while Shining and Vice-Principal Cadance are at the mall, Flash Sentry is following them around and observing from a distance, because senpai-Shining has offered to teach kohai-Flash some of the deep mysteries about relationships. And maybe Chrysalis is following them around as well, and watching Cadance to try to learn how she inspires such love from Shining. Cue a meet-cute with Flash and a merry mix-up as the two of them bumble awkwardly through their halves of the exchange. :rainbowkiss:

Flash: Uhh... is that a fall color? You'll want that. It makes you shapely. Or... wait, what was your part again?

Chrysalis: Tell me which looks best and there'll be coitus!

:pinkiecrazy:

You've got a lot of writing ahead of you it seems

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You'd think so, but in reality it's much more editing than writing. Most of this all has been written in one form or another, and it's "just" a matter of cleaning it up.

So, you've made the jump back into light speed? WOO HOO, AWSOME! :yay:

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I have indeed! I’ve put a ton of new stuff into my shorts anthology just this week. ALL of my backlogged Writeoff fics have come out of cold storage. Three pre-readers have made it all the way through To Serve In Hell, and I’ve made contact with an artist about doing something a lil’ bit special to let everyone know what’s coming down the pipe with it.

Now I just need to get a Sunset Shimmer story finished by the end of the weekend for the contest Oroboro is running. :rainbowdetermined2:

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