Maud's full name is Maudalina Daisy Pie.

The urban definition of a 'Madalina' is this:

Madalinas are usually beautiful females who have a lot of sex-appeal and are physically perfect. In history, they were queens and were admired by everyone. This type of females also have a big butt and attract men with their sexy curves.

Nowadays, they are still considered leaders of beauty so they have to face a lot of envy from other people.

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One of my problems with FIM as it is now is Equestria itself. As much as I hate to echo the sentiments of a certain infamous author here, I do feel that the show has suffered from the shift in how it's presented Equestria as a setting; in Season 1 in particular, it came off as more of an ambiguous fantasy world with a few unique locations and ill-defined geography. There were references to places like "Los Pegasus" and such, and quite a few anachronisms, but those were done either for a quick

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So... Yeah, I'm stroking my own ego a little with this one, but I realised earlier that I've published over 100,000 words of pony fiction on this site in the last six months. Considering that this is my first writing venture (like seriously, before Fimfic the closest I had got to creative writing was lyrics) I'm quite pleased with my progress. When I started, I didn't expect things to go this quickly, especially considering the quiet months between March and May (where I posted like two

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A Real Comment I Found On The MLP Movie 2017 Trailer

So I was scrolling through the MLP Movie 2017 comment section and I stumbled upon this gem.

"I can't wait to go masturbate while I watch this in a crowded public theater." - Some crazy internet person, 2017

What the heck, internet?? Seriously.

Here's the proof.

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One thing I've noticed a lot of around YouTube recently is videos with 'X but Y' titles. You know, things like 'Dragon Ball Z but every time we see people screaming at each other in a desert the video speeds up', or 'Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart but it's a Pokemon boss-battle theme'. With this in mind, is there any chance of seeing 'Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones but every time Hayden Christensen appears the film ends' or 'The Doctor Who Christmas Special but as soon as the plot

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I just want my son back

Now I just need a proofreader and/or editor to help me out by looking it over.

So I sent in the first chapter into some proofreading group I came across. Hope someone comments soon about it. Haven't done any story writing in a while but then I'm not expecting to be praised on my first chapter piece.

I managed to keep my word. A new chapter is up, thankfully, and another one will be posted next week. I hope you enjoy.

I needed a miracle from this writing team and I got one. Thanks to this episode I can live One More Day.

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As promised, the latest chapter of "The Iron Horse: Human After All" is here! Enjoy!

OKAY.

LISTEN.

NO.

GET THE FUCK OUT.

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

I CAN'T FEED YOU ALL!

Some background first.

So, as some know, I've had two boyfriends and I'm on a third.

The first boyfriend lasted a month and I'm not entirely sure either of us really felt anything for each other. Haven't talked to him in a while, but I still consider him a friend *shrug*

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Y'all better watch the movie already and prepare yourselves for more CMC & Button Mash related shenanigans 'cause my next story is gonna be OFF THE CHAIN! Get ready for more Love Tap! Some Capper! Some Princess Skystar! Glim-Glam! The GaPT! Spike! The cutest edgehorse we've seen yet! And a very special pony Princess who has to try to keep things from getting out of hoof!

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I've never really looked at my own body of work and tried to suss out a general theme. As far as I know, I don't really have an identity as far as what I write, at best having one for how I write. I don't know that you could sum my work on Fimfiction up in one sentence, the way you could say that Majin Syeekoh writes irreverent comedy with intermittent navel-gazing, or that Carapace and friends write fluffy romances about the contrast between sour and sweet. Of course, if you can, feel free. I

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My Favorite MLP: FIM Ships

I just thought I would share some of my favorite MLP: FIM ships.

Here are some of my all-time favorites.

Gilda and Greta as friends (BFFs).

The Original Link: https://derpibooru.org/908183

Ember and Spike as friends (BFFs).

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Equestria Girls 'Kid Animation' Videos

On YouTube, there are all of these cruddy animations of Equestria Girls uploaded to the 'kids animation' channels. And in case you are wondering, they are all pure cancer.

Here are a few examples so you can see what I am talking about for yourself.

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