Show Me the Locked Doors; I'll Find Another Use for the Key · 11:27am May 31st, 2017
"I honestly don't think you can make us look any gayer for each other."
--MrNumbers
"I'm taking that as a fucking challenge."
--Aragón
"I honestly don't think you can make us look any gayer for each other."
--MrNumbers
"I'm taking that as a fucking challenge."
--Aragón
You guys have the most beautiful relationship. I love it. I love it so much.
This is gay.
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Nooooo no no no no no no.
We both said "no homo" at least once. Doesn't count.
4553678 You don't get it.
That only makes it count even more.
I dunno why, but that was the funniest thing here for me.
you know what they say: if you like it you better put a ring on it.
... a cock ring
4553678 Uh-huh.
Still waiting on footage of that first kiss. I've been hiding in the bushes for days.Why is there an ad for awkward wedding pictures? Seem to be the kind that is sharing what shouldn't be shared.
God you guys are really fucking gay like I bet you stick penises in each other.
I guess you'll wear the wedding gown since mrnumbers looks better in a suit.
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I even got the tux already picked out, would you believe.
i.imgur.com/oYFtjaQ.jpg
Oh yeah that decision was already made, if only because Aragon refuses to wear the bow tie on principal.
Lace bras and garters, however, he has no specific moral quandaries with, so that's the honeymoon planned.
EDIT:
Oh! Right! No homo.
You guys are insane. This is great.
Gods, I ship this so hard.
This isn't regular gay, this is...
Super Extra Gay.
You two are so friggin' perfect for each other it ain't even funny.
4553690 S'what Galacons for next year.
I don't think Aragon's capable of being gay in the way you want him to, Numbers.
Home plate for him is hand-holding.
So when's the bachelorrete party?
After this post, I think we all ship it.
Also, I love that you were accused of crying and throwing up at the sight of boobs, but only denied the crying accusation.
4553678 True. It's not gay if the balls don't touch. So I'm sure you two put a book or somethin' between yourselves while you're busy butt-stuffin' one another.
Would you two please just fuck already and resolve all this tension? This is the gayest thing I've seen all month, and that's really saying something.
Also, that D&D thing was beautiful. I'm saving it to my image folder.
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I have never anything shipped harder.
Wow guys.
4553857 said exactly what I was thinking.
And I agree. Pissing numbers off is like shooting fish a barrel.
4553892 I just hope I get invited to their wedding
Please can Loopy by best bridesmaid?
4553704 oh my
It would only be gay if one of you had dressed up really nice and sent pictures to the other all nervous that he looked alright. I mean, you haven't done that have you? Well, maybe once would be alright. It only counts if you've sent several pictures of wearing nice clothes in a series of poses trying to look just right.
I'm beginning to question how real you are, because this is reaching novel levels of banter.
It's only gay if you go more than four inches.
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10cm is still pretty deep, tho
My boyfriend and I have had straighter conversations...
Oscar Wilde would be turning in his grave
Oh hell's bells this is just adorable. I hope you two have children someday. They would be the cutest.
My sides are in outer universe, fucking love that group and everyone in it.
... okay but yeah why the hell did his ex send you pics of her boobs? That's just. Huh.
You have the most fascinating life.
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I can confirm as the DM of Aragon's D&D game, he is real. Much to my displeasure.
Honest to god. This is one of the few things on earth that makes me wish I had friends.
This sounds so depressing.
I wish I was able to favorite blog posts.
Reading through this all. I just think you and Numbers need to come out, man. If this is what you say to each other. I don't even want to know what your honeymoon would be like.