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A Real Comment I Found On The MLP Movie 2017 Trailer · 1:38pm Jul 1st, 2017

A Real Comment I Found On The MLP Movie 2017 Trailer

So I was scrolling through the MLP Movie 2017 comment section and I stumbled upon this gem.

"I can't wait to go masturbate while I watch this in a crowded public theater." - Some crazy internet person, 2017

What the heck, internet?? Seriously.

Here's the proof.

It is on the Lionsgate trailer in case you want to see it for yourself. :/

I have many questions about this comment. Is the guy a troll? Is he serious? Does he intend to do this by himself? Or with friends?

But the biggest question I have is...why the heck are their 42 upvotes?? Like WTF??

This means that at least 42 people saw that comment and thought to themselves. "Yeah. That's something I'd like to do."

I can't even.

So what have we learned here today?

We all need to be careful when we see The MLP Movie 2017 in theaters. There are at least 42 people who don't mind the thought of masturbating to the movie in a crowded theater.

Bring safety googles and wear a hazmat suit. They are the only things that can protect you from the fedora men (and women). 

Comments ( 70 )

what the actual fuck??

4588683
Agreed. What. De. Actual. Fuck. Iz dis sh*t?!?!

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4588690
A troll. That's all.

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It is very crazy internet person. <_<

4588694 It could be a troll. Or that person could be serious.

I have many questions.

But the biggest question I have is...why are their 42 upvotes to this comment??? Like...WTF??

I've been trying to read less comments on youtube. Too many idiots, and jerks saying mean things and judging others for their interest in a fandom or ship.
This is concerning.

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Even so, there are some real sick peepz out there that get off on that kind of sh*t.

4588831 Most of the people who leave the rude comments are just edgy people who don't have anywhere else to complain so they use the internet as their venting booth.

Dude it's the internet what do you expect? If you don't like it leave this place and be gone with you.

4588843 This is very true. If we see a news story about people doing devious activities during the MLP Movie 2017, we know the origins. :/

I'd give him up votes for all the shit he's getting from you guys

Also it's known as "dark humor"

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I still don't get it. I understand venting, but the way they do it, makes no sense. It's just being beyond stupid.

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I know that the guy was just trolling. I was just being funny, yo. No need to get mad.

4588853
Yep! And all I can say to that is....

4588859 Well the people leaving the comments lack common sense and maturity. Hence why they leave the types of comments that they do.

4588877
Well yeah! That's all that can be said on that!

4588886
I mean, honestly! If you were in a theatre (with a kid) and it's a kids movie but you inexplicably hear the sound of some douche fapping to said, kid's movie a few rows behind you. What would you do?

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George Carlin would have so much fun making fun of the immature comments

Some things are best left unanswered Lyra

4588891 I'd probably notify the movie staff and eh...let them take care of it. :l

4588894 I love George Carlin! And he would indeed.

4588940 This is very true.

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Carlin was brilliant.

4589011 Thank you kindly. XD

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And at the same time, the dude who posted that comment will get what's coming to him if he actually goes and does that.

4589072 I am pretty sure he was just trolling. At least I hope so. :o

But if he wasn't, he will definitely be in for a big surprise. :/

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Yeah I really hope he was just trolling.

So what have we learned here today?

That this guy is insane.

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Perhaps he was just being another internet troll.

4589354 That's what I think. But it is still weird that so many people upvoted that comment. Although kind of entertaining at the same time. :p

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It can be misleading when you rant.

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Depends on my gender...

4589612 I am a random/ sill person. I am hardly serious about anything. :p

I mean in my new blog I wrote a eulogy for Brian the balloon animal who 'died' in the new MLP Movie 2017 trailer. So yeah...

Wait 42 likes? The meaning on universe? This was it the whole time! You know what we must do now.

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