Hey look, it's what was supposed to be what is now What If!

Seriously though, What If was supposed to be the serious story, while this one was supposed to go wacko-insane. Funny how life throws curveballs at you, eh? Either way, I've got a new comment-driven story sitting somewhere along the approval queue. We'll see how well that one goes.

Don't mind the fact that I got distracted and played Angry Birds for half an hour before starting on this.

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Back at it again with the smurfhorses, Tonkus!

ESpace Horse

• MLP: FiM
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

Gadget has finally completed her portal back to Equestria. Except... that's not where the portal leads.

• Human
• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 9.4k words  ·  35  4 · 931 views

Anyway, you know the drill. Long story, skip out on some chapters (unless it's something I especially like).

Slowly, with a groan, I opened an eye. It was just as I feared... the portal led us to the wrong location, and from the looks of it, that wrong location is a freakin' space station.

Whoops.

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Hey, it's another fic that has a major influence on my stories today!

ESplit Conscience

• MLP: FiM
• Slice of Life

A man awakes to find a pony. In his mind.

• Human
• Twilight
• OC

TheMajorTechie · 4.9k words  ·  24  2 · 883 views

Funnily enough, apparently I considered this story a sequel to I Think I Summoned a Ponk. I guess I wasn't quite ready to let that fic die just yet after Equestria Forever ended up as a mess in a hole.

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Yup. We're knocking out an entire series this time 'round.

EScrew Time!!!

• MLP: FiM
• Random

Screwball got fed up with the history of Equestria, and she'll stop at nothing to change it.

• Discord
• Screwball

TheMajorTechie · 1.3k words  ·  9  2 · 476 views

EScrew Space!!!

• MLP: FiM
• Random

What happens when BakedPotatoLand feels a bit too small for Screwball? Chaos. Chaos and a side of chips.

• Discord
• Screwball

TheMajorTechie · 1k words · 499 views

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Mmm... I love the smell of reboots in the morning.

I should probably put some work into this fic now that Splintershard's on hiatus, shouldn't I? I mean, I'm already here, roasting it, so I'd might as well take the step and actually write another chapter, right?

Nah. I'ma roast this thing and then probably go to bed or something. Or lurk on Discord for another hour.

Anyway.

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For the first round, let's start simple and take a look at my first story on this humble site:

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Oh. We're already on the first reboot?

EThe Wielder of the Orb

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Sci-Fi

The Orb - A high condensed ball of pure energy, so powerful that it spans across not just dimensions, but entire UNIVERSES. What may become of Nightshade as she begins her adventures as the Wielder of the Orb?

• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Main 6

TheMajorTechie · 5.8k words  ·  9  1 · 468 views

So this darn diddly thingamabob was actually a 4-way collab of sorts. Story died when everyone else lost interest, as collabs do. It's why I don't normally do them anymore.

Anyway, let's get right into it.

Darkness.

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So, we've finally gotten to this story, haven't we?

EPony-Me™

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

What happens when you realize that your life is a simulation? Well, you put the headset back on.

• Alt. Universe
• Human
• Twilight
• Pinkie
• Spike
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 74k words  ·  314  15 · 5.9k views

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I like how I decided to just tack on [and painfully] at the end there in the short description. Really helps with the screeches of "LOOK I'M A COOL DUDE WITH DARK THEMES IN HIS STORIES RIGHT???" in these early stories.

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O hecc. I wrote an age-regression comedy?

Geez, I wasn't good at self-editing at all back then. Seems like I was also the type of author who made up excuses for why they didn't fix the problems or improve all that much, either.

"YOU!" she yelled, "TWILIGHT, YOU... YOU MISTAKE...ER, LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO MY SISTER!"

*snerk*

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I should start tagging the stories in question here. Why wasn't I doing that before?

Anyway, here's today's story:

Yup. Fifth story in and we're already on a sidestory. Though, that isn't bad, per say. Just an observation.

Anyway, without further ado, let's jump right into tearing this thing apart! (Or maybe you do want more ado?)

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*throws up*

It's that time again, ain't it? Equestria Forever sidestory and tombstone of I Think I Summoned a Ponk, here we come!

EFrom One End to Another

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Adventure
• Random
• Sci-Fi

I don't remember much about what just happened, but I DO know one thing: reality is broken.

• Human
• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Main 6

TheMajorTechie · 2.4k words  ·  10  3 · 587 views

First of all, I'd like to say a little something about that cover art I drew for it: Stop it, get some help.

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Yup. It's a Displaced story... technically(?)

EHoly Crap it's a Lawnmower in Equestria!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Why do I do this to myself?

• OC
• Main 6

TheMajorTechie · 1k words  ·  14  18 · 653 views

No dillydallying or explanation this time 'round, let's get right into it.

Badly written on purpose because honestly, I feel like kludging my way through this anyways.

Just like 90% of your other stories?

It's not like I lost a bit of my soul or anything. Right?

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75-follower special time!

This is pretty much the kind of story that What If morphs into every so often.

A trio of fillies watched overhead from atop a cliff. Said cliff would eventually become the base of operations for a top secret facility known as "B.U.T.T.S.", or "Bureau of Unbelievably Tame Time Steppers".

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haha, pichu go brrr.

EThe Ultimate-est Pichu of Equestria

• MLP: FiM
• Smash Bros.
• Comedy
• Random

I challenge you to a 1v1 in Smash Ultimate... FITE ME.

• Crossover
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 1k words · 459 views

So, I've actually had a liking towards Pichu long before I ever joined the site. Naturally, when Smash Ultimate released with Pichu being playable again, I picked my new main without much hesitation. I was a Brawl Pikachu main anyway.

So, lingering ties to the Pokemon fandom aside, let's get onto the story!

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Fitting. The show officially ended yesterday, I've got some neat MLP fan music playing on loop, and I get to review a fic from my peak days in the fandom.

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hecc.

EThe Strange and Mystical Journey Through Celestia's Nostrils

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Daring Do wanted to look for treasure in the land of Celestine Naustaralis, not Celestia's nostrils!

• Alt. Universe
• Pinkie
• Celestia
• Daring Do

TheMajorTechie · 2.2k words  ·  14  4 · 598 views

I'm not even gonna try to figure out what was going through my head when I wrote this.

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This here's a story that was a flopped attempt to write based on a writing prompt! I don't even remember what the prompt was or where it came from!

I fear for the next story to review.

The mare stopped abruptly just outside the door before springing ahead, bursting into (very random) song.

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Yech. It's this story. Well, I suppose since I'm going through each story I've ever posted 'round here, I'd eventually have to get around to this.

TThe Incredible Tail of Fluttershy / Raritoots

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Not too long after the Buckball game, everyone realizes that Fluttershy's tail pretty much has a mind of it's own. All the while, Rarity's gone partying with a Pinkie clone.

• Fluttershy
• Pinkie
• Rarity

TheMajorTechie · 1.3k words  ·  9  2 · 646 views

It's... weird, short to say. I don't think I need to even comb through the chapters. The story is so pointless that the two chapters together hardly tell anything.

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Look guys, it's one of my first successful crazy one-shots ever! Now y'all know how the crazytrain began. ;)

EEquestria's Sudden Nutella Troubles

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

... Have you ever wondered what Equestria would be like if it were swamped in Nutella?

• Twilight
• Spike
• Celestia

TheMajorTechie · 2k words  ·  28  3 · 873 views

I really don't know what this monstrosity I wrote is. I should stop writing ideas based on ideas I come up with late at night.

Guess who's writing a review of their own story late at night? This boio right here!

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