^^^See title^^^

This story's more or less a literal dump for scrapped ideas from Pony-Me. I do plan on eventually making a fic that'd basically be like this one, but for all of my stories instead. Given how these are already rejected ideas or random scenes I messed around with, I'm not sure if there's even anything to roast.

EPony-Me™: Outtakes

• MLP: FiM
• Random
• Sci-Fi
• Anthology

Scrapped ideas, bonus content, and general goofing off in the Pony-Me universe.

• Alt. Universe
• Human
• Twilight
• Pinkie
• Spike
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 5.2k words  ·  13  8 · 499 views

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Oh, neat. We've got a canceled story focusing on a pair of OCs that were reused from the canceled sequel to another story.

Also, long delay between posts is long. I'm feeling moderately annoyed by stuff going on at the moment so let's keep this short.

"Jewel?" I yawned, wiping my face with a towel hanging by the garage door as I entered the house. "You feel like eating out somewhere, or should I heat up yesterday's leftovers?"

And then they get food poisoning.

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Look, it's a story that I killed off before it could get off the ground! And guess what happened to its reboot? Yeah, that was shot down in the same way!

Given how short this thing was, let's just go ahead and tear the story a new one.

Twilight bashed through the doors of Town hall. "I DID IT!" she hollered, "I'VE FINALLY DID IT!"

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I forgot to mention this, but there's exactly one redeeming trait in the story that still exists to this day in my current fics:

Using the chapter names to tell another, separate story.

I really, really like doing this, if you couldn't tell by the fact that I do it in just about every recent story I've written that doesn't have the comedy tag now.

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This story's by far the most experimental of my stories. I'm not even sure what I'd roast here.

You were my sister, dear Luna. Why didn’t you tell me before?

Um... I guess this could be taken completely out of context?

A thousand years since I have last felt true joy.

F for Celestia.

throughout my many protégés,

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Yeah, I almost forgot I was doing these too!

TPony-Me™: Rogue

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

The rules of artificial intelligence? Survive.

• Alt. Universe
• Human
• Twilight
• Pinkie
• Spike
• OC
• Other

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Meet the edgy little edgelord stepsibling of Pony-Me that was quite literally yeeted out of the chapters of Pony-Me after it got too edgy for its own good.

Short to say, I'm glad I decided to separate these chapters from the original story and dump 'em into a separate fic.

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O hecc. I skipped over this on accident. Whoopsies.

Right off the get-go, this story was a massive shift from what I'd previously written, and what I would say was my first "flagship story" of sorts. For one, the story is based fully within existing MLP lore, with me only tacking on my own bits afterward, rather than vice-versa.

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Neat. It's the first story I wrote that actually stuck around on my top 4 stories list on my about page for a decent amount of time. It took ages for another story to come around and boot it off the list.

EApplePears

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Applejack finds a tree in Sweet Apple Acres that's unlike the rest... Namely, it grows pears. APPLEPEARS.

• Applejack

TheMajorTechie · 1.3k words  ·  29  2 · 868 views

This was very much a one-off story I wrote because I could back in the day. Nowadays it probably would've popped up as an entry in What If instead, but eh.

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Oh, another forgettable story. Yeah, this one tried to pull off something similar to Equestria's Nutella Troubles, but with Ramen instead. Didn't work.

EA World of Ramen

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Random

Ramen. An indispensable staple of college-goers worldwide. ...and a plague that has infected almost all of Equestria?

• Pinkie
• Celestia
• Luna
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 1.1k words · 536 views

(I just couldn't wait until Wednesday, now could I? )

What? Was there something that was supposed to happen that Wednesday?

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Neat. I last updated this thing almost exactly three years ago. Also, reboot!

EQuantum

• MLP: FiM
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

What happens when a robot is granted it's freedom, and released into the world? And what if it's got existential problems?

• OC
• Main 6

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What dis? It's the beginning of a new era in my stories here on Fimfic!

TLab Horse

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

A filly lives in a lab. She's lived in that lab all her life. The lab just happens to be on Earth. She wants to go home.

• Sex
• Human
• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Other

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Hmm, a story that has its lore based on some kind of tragic event that happened to the main character that results in them thinking they've been in Equestria all this time before they ultimately wake up in a completely different world? Now where have I heard of that?

EShattered Rainbow

• MLP: FiM
• Sad
• Slice of Life

Rainbow Dash: The filly that never had a chance.

• Fluttershy
• Rainbow Dash
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 8.8k words  ·  27  3 · 888 views

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AKA the story that was meant to be like What If but at the same time like these toasty lil' reviews.

EScratch Reviews!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Vinyl Scratch isn't only a DJ. She's also quite an avid reviewer. For what, you may wonder? For anything, really.

• DJ P0N-3
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 1.4k words  ·  12  2 · 437 views

It started off as a pretty decently funny idea, but it kinda went downhill from there.

Vinyl's score? 3/10. If dubstep isn't allowed, it isn't worth it. Also, the ponies were rather rude when they kicked her overboard.

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AKA, one of the reasons why I don't like writing commissions for people.

Also, the guy who requested the commish has been banned for quite a while now, so I'm just gonna assume it's fine to talk about what went down.

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EWhat If...

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random
• Anthology

A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions. Eight years old and one thousand chapters long. Holy crap. BROKE THE 1000 CHAPTER LIMIT WITH A 1001ST CHAPTER!!!

• Alt. Universe
• Other

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Now, obviously, with how heckin' long this thing is, I'm not gonna do a chapter-by-chapter review like the past couple stories. We'll just cherrypick some chapters instead, 'cause these ain't serious reviews and I'd might as well skew it one way or another at some point since these are my own stories. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Oh neat, another old flagship!

EEquestrian Human

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Sci-Fi

A filly once lived in a lab. That lab happened to be on Earth. She wanted to go home. She never knew what to expect.

• Human
• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Other

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Wherever I look, I can't escape it... The Pony-Me universe...

TFog on the Window

• MLP: FiM
• Sad
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

A single event can change one's life, for the better or the worse. A single friend, real or imagined, can make it better still.

• Death
• Human
• Twilight
• Celestia
• OC

TheMajorTechie · 2.4k words  ·  12  4 · 310 views

Fog on the Window's more or less a copy-pasted piece of the full Pony-Me taken out and given a bit more polish before being published on its own. To be honest, the inclusion of MLP into this thing was more or less shoehorned-in.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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*Looks again at the story*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hey, ya heckers, it's me again, ya boi with the toasty self-roasty reviews. We gon burn up Equestria Forever in a bit.

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Neat, another follower special.

No comment on the story itself. Let's get right into it.

Twilight shrieked as she set hoof into her castle. Except... it wasn't exactly a castle anymore, but rather a large, BLT-shaped railgun mounted on an absurdly large golden statue of Twilight's head.

Aaaaaand that happened.

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