(curled up in the fetal position)

Why are there spikes on the wall I need to jump towards?

Why do the platforms keep disappearing on me before I get chance to jump on or off of them?

Why are there enemies coming out of the pits?

Why is there an achievement demanding I complete the game in under AN HOUR, and without taking a SINGLE hit throughout?

Why doesn't the power-up that's meant to protect me from spikes not working?

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Well, trying to be a busy little beaver dragon this week and spend my free time doing productive things instead of browsing the Internet and wasting time procrastinating. It is invigorating to throw myself into things, and I wonder just what it is that keeps trying to pull me back into the petty and frivolous when I could be doing far more enjoyable things.

Is it base human nature?

Is it fear of actually trying?

Is it just the ease of consuming the easily digested?

Ah, well.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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That wasn't even Angel's final form.

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Last week's nonsense is all wrapped up. Huzzah.

This week, we properly get into the swing of things and commence the Halloweening. This time, well... get ready for Freddy.

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Life Abortion Finds A Way.

Democrats Always Find A Way.

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the most recent one I saw was the Cutie Mark Crusaders getting their cutie marks.

I am well aware I missed the episode with Pinkie Pie, Shining Armor and Cadence, and today was the episode in which we finally meet Pinkie's family. Which I haven't seen either.

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So, guess what show I'm totally infatuated with, now?

Star vs the Forces of Evil!

I've seen clips and such for a while, but it wasn't until the EQG-fied clip of the booty shaking dance in PONIES the Anthology V that finally got me to check it out.

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This one took me between 4.5 and 5 hours to build, partly because I was painting as I went. I used silver marker under the clear blue pieces, and of course I painted the sword and end of the scabbard. I would have used black marker instead of the stickers for the shoulders and ankles, but mine don't stay well if you're going to touch it often.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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Even though most of y'all in North America are only just coming around to 2018 now, here in Japan it's already been 2018 for over 13 hours! And after I got over the hangover from last night's festivities, I thought now was as good a time as ever to let folks know that yes, I am alive and I have plans for the new year.

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