I'm sorry. This will be a downer. I try to avoid those. But this is bigger than me. This needs to be said.

Hate and depravity won in America. This was not a storybook ending. The villains won the day. So, we are subjected to eight years (because let's face it, if he got in once, he'll get in again) of bullying, bigotry, cruelty and failure.

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Go vote.

And if you see voter intimidation going on, call the police, the Election Protection Hotline (866-OUR-VOTE), and the Department of Justice Voting Rights Hotline (800-253-3931). And possibly the local news, to get them to come out and tape the idiots doing it.

As a good friend put it, we were either getting a red dildo up the ass or a blue dildo. My body was frightened either way.

(obligatory cancer)

Alright Mr. President, let's see what you can do.

It's voting day in the states! May the contest be fair and even.

Feel free to report results here.

I feel discomfiture regarding this topic especially making this blog, and given the vitriol of this campaign, it's not hard to see why. Regardless, I feel compelled to write about it briefly. Those reading this who are not living in the United States, please bear with me.

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Media is gonna be worse than a monkey house tonight and next few weeks. I should know, I worked at a zoo. So many people got so heavily invested in the US election I got friends from other nationalities ringing me up saying how scared they are about it. I am not here to talk politics or my views, that has no place here and will only embroil the issue. Don't do it.

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The election is something else isn't it?
I of course will vote blue. Trump scares the hell out of me. He's a second hitler! I fear for Mexicans, Muslims, and blacks. I sleep and i have nothing but nightmares of him turning America over to Russia . To me being deported for being Mexican even though I was Texas born.

Or I wake up too late to vote and it cost America's freedom, to Hilary winning, but they pull the same shit they did to al gore.

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So, given I only have forty-three followers, and that almost certainly includes at least one each of people who already voted, aren't on the site anymore, or aren't American citizens in the first place, I'm not sure how much good this will do, but... please vote, if you're able.

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I've visited every historical museum, festival, re-creation, or archeological site that I had the chance to since I first got my driver's license--except US civil war re-enactments. They made me nervous.

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¡I voted!

Grace. That is my watchword for tomorrow. I will be among students and peers. There will be some that will be uncertain, or angry, or afraid. Demonstrate grace. Start small. Let them see and understand and, hopefully, learn. Small steps. Make my community stronger by affecting the lowest denominator, those that are rejected from the norm to learn on the fringe.

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So as many know, Trump has won the election. There's protests all over, there even was a call for a day off for some colleges for the students and teachers to "Recuperate from the horrible loss they've felt as a result". You know what I was told when I lost a game of baseball? Suck it up, it's just a game and there's always next time. These are college students and their teachers

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I think that was obvious from my Conservative viewpoint. (I conserve water by peeing in the shower.) But there are several reasons why I would do so regardless of my affiliation.

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With the people on Insta
And Facebook all getting a stick up their rear,
It's the most political time of the year.

It's the most divisive season of all,
Marches, protests, and Tweets
And where nobody's sweet to opponents in Fall!
It's the most divisive season of all!

Political parties for roasting,
And candidates coasting
Along as they say, "I don't know."
Neckbeards who never get it
Posting tales over Reddit
Of things that Trump said long ago.

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Practice with me guys. All together now!

PRESIDENT TRUMP.

Well shit.... Time to drink myself to death. Blaze Brothers, bring to Jack Danny and Russian milk!! Blue Eyes wants to get chocolate wasted!!

(Fuck the world)

A dramatic recreation of Trump leaving the White House, whether he wants to or not:

Apologies to any Trump supporters who didn't find the above video to be funny. In all honesty, I don't care who won the election. And considering I live in the UK, why should I care?

Now for more Palpatine memes:

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You know, I've never actually made a blog about politics before. Sometimes I comment on blogs that have a political nature, but that's a recent development from the last year. Even after 2016 I kept quiet, seeing this website as a place I could write colorful horse fanfiction rather than a place to worry about political stuff.

Politics on here wasn't my problem. Until people started getting obnoxious. And when there's nazi stuff being celebrated on the front page? Where I can see it?

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It’s election day in the UK. Anyone who can vote here, please get out and cast your vote for the good guys.

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