It's the most political tiiiii~iime of the year · 9:54pm Oct 17th, 2020
With the people on Insta
And Facebook all getting a stick up their rear,
It's the most political time of the year.
It's the most divisive season of all,
Marches, protests, and Tweets
And where nobody's sweet to opponents in Fall!
It's the most divisive season of all!
Political parties for roasting,
And candidates coasting
Along as they say, "I don't know."
Neckbeards who never get it
Posting tales over Reddit
Of things that Trump said long ago.
It's the most disgusting time of the year,
There'll be virtue-signaling
And uninteresting posts sucking your cheer!
It's the most disgusting time of the year!
We accuse, lampoon, and cause each other fear.
And when we elect
Who's the best to protect the USA this year,
There'll be lots of angry people's tears!
Political parties for roasting
And candidates coasting
Along as they say, "I don't know."
Neckbeards who never get it
Posting tales over Reddit
Of things that Trump said long ago.
It's the most cancerous time of the year
Of Commies and Fascists
Everywhere, so let's all just
Make this one thing cleeeear:
It's the most cancerous time,
It's the most disgusting time,
It's the most political tiiiiiiime
Of the yeeeeeeeeaaaaaar!
“⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.”
—BezierBallad
Noice.
I read that in Frank Sinatra's voice.
Well done
Feast your eyes, ladies and gentlemen. We are witnessing the birth of a classic.
Biden/Harris 2020
Vote Blue No Matter Who.
Send the reality TV baby back to his room....him and his fly attracting pile of shit VP.
Anyway, that is funny.
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So what happens if I voted Biden/Harris for the top, but wasn't straight blue all the way down? I ask, because I'm convinced people who write this sort of thing can't compute such a nuanced position, and it amuses me to imagine your brain glitching out.