This song--Cars are Cars--is one of the most maligned Paul Simon songs. People say it's shit. I don't get how. The lyrics are fucking genius and the music is an absolute goddamned bop. Fuck those philistines. This song is great and all the haters can choke on my cock.
Sometimes, I get so bored that I drink. I'm saving the last of the whiskey for my love. 
I tried three seconds of tequila and it was pretty good. It didn't have the same effect as whiskey so I made myself a cosmopolitan. It tasted delicious! It still didn't give me the desired effect so I gave myself two seconds of tequila. That shit tastes so much better than whiskey. The only problem was that my insides burned when I sneezed.
Here's the recipe for the
Calling Loving Submission a mistake may have been a tad bit premature on my part...
Okay. Bad news first: I haven’t started working on anything new. Like at all. Not a single word. The finale hasn’t even begun to get written yet, or any other story for that matter.
Originally intended as an entry in the big sci-fi contest (but sadly not completed in time), it's a new long-form story from yours truly! I hope you all like it!
Anyway, hope you enjoy. And if for some indeterminate (not indeterminant as I learned thanks to google!) reason you want to make a better version for me, I can send you the high quality files. Shoutouts to
So, I'm thinking of rewriting The Wayfarers summery for the coming year. I've been tinkering with it for a while, but I'm thinking of trying something else completely. Maybe something a little more in the vague side? I want the reader to have an idea of what they're getting into, but I also don't want to be so wordy. I don't know. I'm open to suggestions.
For now, though, bed. Swamped from work.
Man, has it really been a year since my last blog? Geez, I am lurking hard.
From a while back, my mind has ben thinking about a few things I've been reading about. I don't read anything online due to credibility reasons, but you see these little motivational / real talk messages or art flying around, about serious topics like suicide, self-harming and depression.
Woohoo! Pipp Pipp Horay! It's happened, my first story to hit the 1k mark! Reflections of a Unicorn was my first, and to celebrate this fact I have something special to share with everypony. Two things, first on the Reflections of a Unicorn side of things, there will be an audio fan fic reading of the story available to listen to on YouTube and Spotify in early February of this year courtesy of Mystery Pony
I didn't mean to but apparently I made a sequel to Nightshift.
Everything else is still progressing, I just had to get this out of my brain is all.
Light, Dark, Light, Dark
Messy, Great, Messy... Good? Maybe?
Sunset, No Sunset, Sunset, No Sunset
(Minor Sunset), (Major Sunset Focus), (Moderate Sunset), (Major Sunset Focus? Maybe?)
I want Legends Of Everfree to be good. I'm not expecting it, though.
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