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Aug
13th
2016

(DESPERATELY TRYING NOT TO ENGAGE IN GOSSIP) · 9:46pm Aug 13th, 2016

Forrest Gump's Journal:

I heard there was an R&B singer by the name of Tinashe. Heard she had 2 million people following her on this thing called Facebook and had some commercial running on the TV about acne or something. Heard she said something along the lines of this thing that I think I heard in a movie I saw:

(Courtesy of 20th Century-Fox Film Corporation)

I heard that this thing she said was just like it:

That has to be the worst thing I ever saw in my whole life. As far as I know, Elvis never said, ''You must buy my things or else!'' Which is what this sounds like, if not, that particular speech. Well, she does have my respect as a singer. I respect her opinion. Nothing more to say.

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

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