Now I've ranted about my pet peeves, onto the flame ponies of darkness. I'll give a brief rundown of my first ever story on FimFiction, and then ask why it was so bad.

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This week the life lessons we learned are:

-Do not impersonate cops, they don't like it and will arrest you.

-You could be minding your own business going to the store or walking down the street or whatever and suddenly naked stranger...and you know it's never going to be someone you want to see naked.

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This episode just has a lot of people being assholes unnecessarily.

On this episode, the life lessons we learned:

-Don't steal cars or attempt to steal cars. If you do, choose something better to conceal your face than a underwear.

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I've finally seen the light my followers... I've finally learned the truth. For such a long time I've been thinking and thinking about this, questioning everything I know, everything that I've come to learn in my lifetime. For years, I thought one was the answer, when really, the answer was right in front of me... But now, I've finally embraced this fact. I've finally accepted this conversion...

Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great honor, that I admit that I...

Am a Pepsi guy.

Okay, so just now I got back from my trip to my therapist that helps me with my insomnia issues. He prescribed me some medicine that should help me sleep better, it's medication I've taken before but in a higher dosage. Hopefully, this should work. Apparently, part of the reason I'm not sleeping so well is because of my high energy levels, almost to the point of being like Pinkie Pie, this along with my OCD doesn't help my case. Apparently, I also have mood swings as well from what I've

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Dunno when the announcements are going up, but I got the message last night, so I'ma pass it along to y'all.

I will be at Pony Fest Online this Saturday
For info on that, go to https://ponyfest.horse/

I will be doing seminars and panels all afternon.
This is my basic schedule, in US Central Time.
It MAY change.

Noon - 5 Steps to Writing ANYTHING like a Pro
3:00 - Panel: Favorite Fics and how to learn from them (with other writers)

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#4. Luna Just Learned About The Play 'A Hearth's Warming Carol' by Singularity Dream

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Hey, eveypony.

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Even when you write stuff that ends up unusable the times not wasted. Today I worked on a DJ pon3 scene. I'm unhappy with the result, but I also learned why. I was more focused on Homages reporting then her desire to give people hope and make the wastes better.

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This week they had some weird stories, with the last couple just being, DEAR SWEET EVIL JESUS!

Lessons we learned this week:

-Trucks do not indeed surf. However his mugshot is just...chef's kiss.

-I do not know what he was doing with all of that butter, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't anything good. Also, his mugshot is scary.

-When driving down the road, surrounded by illegal substances, maybe maintain a low profile.

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Welcome readers, to another installment of Being a Better Writer’s Summer of Cliche Writing Advice! We are rolling right along and into week six of this feature, and the cliche advice just keeps coming.

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We've all done stupid things. Ridiculous, embarrassing, humiliating moments. Doesn't matter if it's because you did something stupid when you were angry or upset or if it was in the heat of the moment or even if it was under peer pressure. We've all done the same amount of idiotic things, regardless of how you sniff it. Everybody has something or more that they are massively ashamed of.

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Long day no time for pastel ponies, try again tomorrow, sorry

Happy New Year, everyone!

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Armed with my newfound computational capability, the dumps from Fimfarchive and the tool I I'm building, I've decided to start two new machine learning projects:

• AlicornML
• UmbrumML

More info from those two on my next posts later today

Also I'm putting Pony_TxT back on the freezer where it belongs (for now)

Hi again, everypony!

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Lessons we learned this week:

-If you're in the military or are working for the military and using a dating app, and they start asking for classified information, maybe alert your superiors.
-Having high school kids lick peanut butter off of your toes is a sex crime, not a fund raising activity. Also, WTF Oklahoma?!
-If you set your apartment on fire, they will arrest you.

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This week the life lessons we learned:
-Don't be in a troupe of monkeys in Thailand and get into a fight with another troupe of monkeys. Apparently the police will arrest you. Which just begs the questions: Is there monkey jail? Are there monkey lawyers? Are there monkey courts and judges?

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