Also known as: Obligatory Update Blog Post Because Writer's Block is Apparently a Springtime Pandemic.
Also-also known as: Does Anybody Have Work For Me?
I'm gonna be dropping close to $1000 over the next couple of days.
Welp.
Except I'll be in person this time. Y'all will get to hear my voice for once, and ask me cool stuff. Just join the group and ask ANYTHING about writing, memes, my life, or whatever. Please no lewd things. You'll get to hear my disappointment in humanity live or when it goes up on Youtube. That's right, putting me on youtube finally makes me a real gamer. I think that's how it works.
Fun fact of the day: everyone knows that the Japanese infamously produce very few children, presently sitting at a rate of about 1.4 births per woman (replacement rate is 2.1 per woman). But did you know that the US would have an even lower reproductive rate if we had a similar proportion of children born out of wedlock? Presently, the birth rate within marriages in the US is 1.13, with all the rest of the births (bringing us up to 1.88 per woman) occurring out of wedlock. Only 2% of Japanese
Hello my lovely readers. Allow me to take a small break from talking about Danganronpa or Star Trek to announce that I am a judge for EileenSaysHi's Spring Fling Contest. What is this contest, you might ask?
Only one more year until I officially hit Over The Hill, and it's no longer socially acceptable to celebrate birthdays as an affirmation of my advancement rather than a marker of my slow decline. So: Hurrah! I'm not old yet! [1] I've got another full year to make an original fiction sale before I stop being A Potential Up-And-Coming Author and start being That Old Guy Who's Still Trying To Break Into The Market! OH GODS PANIC
I’m rather shocked to find that April had already gone by. I’m seriously having to look at the calendar and wonder what the heck just happened. Then I see my new work classes, some pretty crazy stuff going on behind the scenes in A Study On Chaos Theory, My Kind of Crazy and spending a lot more time with the kids and well…
It’s a miracle I wrote anything this month.
And that's saying something, mind you?
Check the wordcount! I just posted 90k words on this website in one go. Nine chapters. Whodaman.
Yeah, been working on this for a year. Honestly, fuck releasing on a schedule, right? I dislike having incomplete stories I gotta update like, every two days or some shit. Huge pain in the ass, and a lot of readers dislike reading Incomplete-tagged stories. Me included!
Today's Valentine's Day! To celebrate, I had originally planned to release a relevant fic today. However, after taking a large change in approach to said fic and now in the process of rewriting it, it's obviously not going to be ready in time. But considering that my past two fics, both posted earlier in the month, also feature that romance tag, I'm not too especially worked up about it. 
New fic out, everypony! Won first place in a speedwriting contest! I haven't won first place in a writing thing since the first grade.
Live-reading of this blog, by Imrix. In case you don't feel like reading, now you can listen to it.
I’m not good with romance. I am to romance what a fiberglass handjob is to foreplay. I have been defined as “an emotional wet fart” by at least three different psychologists.
You like hurt/comfort? Harsh realities? Snow's writing?
Welp, I might or might not have published a lil' story 
So I'm going to another school competition tomorrow.
Okay so I was thinking about possibly changing my username to nonbinarysunset.
Why?
Well I've had my "anonymousjedi" username for as long as I've had my fimfiction, and it referenced a previous username.
Also, I don't feel it represents what i want to be known for in the fandom. I have become much more punny since choosing anonymousjedi, and I feel like nonbinarysunset would be a great way to subtly nod to two of my favorite fandoms.
Twice a week, I’m immortal, and my brain contains the entire fucking Universe. Alternatively, I die. Zero middle ground.
Let’s talk about stress, exhaustion, and the need for a creative outlet. But, you know, in a funny way.
How have you guys been? My day has been pretty awesome and sober! This morning, I woke up and went to a workshop to start my college applications. When I got home, I continued to read a book. Reading isn't always my cup of tea, but I can enjoy a good book every once in a while. Plus I feel obligated to read it since a good friend lent it to me over a year ago and I never returned it... 
(twilight oops I think a :twilightohshit: would be
First: IF YOU NEED A ROOM FOR BABSCON PLEASE HIT ME UP! My friend and I have at least 2 spots open for up to Thursday night through Monday morning.
Okay, so, this is a great community, and from time to time we come together to help each other out.
I just stumbled across this picture on Derpibooru and oh no, it all fits.
(Going by the arrangement of the original, yes, that's Wanda on the left and Cosmo on the right. Making Tirek the competent straight man/competent straight man, Chrysalis the overpowered idiot/magical wildcard and Cozy the useless kid with delusions of grandeur/precocious kid idea guy (with delusions of grandeur).)
by Melanie Martinez
Hey girl, open the walls, play with your dolls
We'll be a perfect family.
When you walk away, it's when we really play
You don't hear me when I say,
Mom, please wake up.
Dad's with a slut, and your son is smoking cannabis
No one ever listens, this wallpaper glistens
Don't let them see what goes down in the kitchen.
Places, places, get in your places
Throw on your dress and put on your doll faces.
I've been looking forward to this for a long time! If you enjoyed Lover of the Moon, you'll absolutely LOVE Soldier of the Moon. If you've been curious about Rarity's backstory and just can't wait a week and a half for the next update, here's your solution!
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