*Hero sat in a court room after falsely being accused from an anonymous source. However, the law didn’t see it that way. Luckily, Hero had a plan.*

*Looking at Hero* “State your name.”

“Not Guilty.”

“What?”

“I had it legally changed.”

“So you’re... Not Guilty?”

*Gets up, flips chair, and moonwalks outta there*

“...”

At least I think I made my own quote, hopefully no one has already took this but here it is

"A man who acts like a kid can't raise a kid to act like a man" - Organical

What do you think?

DM me if you’re...uh... interested in judging...a thing. 👀

The worst part of COPPA regulations?

YouTube passive-aggressively judging me for being a grown-up watching a kids' show.

Does anyone know a good way to get screenshots on here? I went from print screen to powerpoint to JPEG to imgBB. Yuck.

This is the best thing ever, and my dream job

Home alone, hear footsteps or see something out of the corner of your eye?

Here's the solution:

This is Dog Fort.

P.S: If you don't have a dog, iron works too.

There is injustice in this world. There are grapevines that attract raccoons to your balcony. There are awkward social situations. There are people who steal your unused cosplay ideas. That's where Judge John Hodgman comes in. As a qualified author and minor television personality, as well as a student of fake internet law, he is qualified to judge any case submitted to his internet courtroom-- the real people's court-- and pass fake internet sentence. Choose from over seven years of

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Took like a day and a half because I was off and on. I for one think it turned out good

One day, I was minding my own business, procrastinating on writing as usual, when the false prophet Obsolesence crawled out of the depths of Hell and asked for my hand in carnage. I asked him for the terms and conditions, at which point he produced a stone tablet writ with the blood of deceased presidents. After coming to the conclusion that no, I did not have any tributes within immediate reach to volunteer, I accepted his offer. I soon

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I mentioned it some time ago, so I thought I would give a friendly reminder. As of the time of this post, 3 days and 15 hours remain to submit your story to GAPJaxie's "The Next Generation" writing contest. Remember, this is a contest with cash prizes, and I shall be one of the judges, along with Cold in Gardez and GAPJaxie himself.

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My good friend Muggonny decided to do something devious in 2024.

Yes, you are reading the title right. Welcome to 2024's contest that will surely make you wonder which way is up. Or down. Wait, are we starting a GTA cheat code here?

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Hi all! For those interested in competing or otherwise following the 2021 version of my Cuddlefic Contest (Original Announcement post here), I have some new updates.

First off, Hoshizora has *very* generously contributed to the prize pool! They'll also be added to the judging pool for the contest.

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Hello my lovely readers. I'd like to let you know about a contest you can all participate in! It's an M/M shipping contest, run by Bicyclette. I will be one of the judges. You may find out more here.

I encourage you all to consider writing an entry, because there aren't nearly enough M/M stories on this website, and we could always use more positive ones.

Oh, yeah, should have mentioned this earlier.

For any of you who aren't aware, Oroboro's Sunset Shipping Contest is currently underway for the second year in a row, and Oro made the surprising decision of asking me if I wanted to be a judge. I said yes before he could change his mind about it.

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I have been on for less than two minutes at the time of typing this.

I was off for three days...

Only THREE DAYS, gosh dangit...

And I return to 6 PMs...

7 notifications...

And 104 messages in my feed...

What?

Also, I'll post more soon, I promise. I'm sorry

On a completely unrelated unrelated note, for any Undertale fans here, if you have not read this series...

Do it. Read it now.

GaPJaxie is running a writing contest on the writeoff.me website. This is a contest with actual prizes (like, first prize is $200!), and three judges - GaPJaxie, Cold in Gardez, and myself, as the obligatory mean British judge.

Even though I'm American.

Whatever.

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Time!

If your story is still going through submissions or there's just been some kind of unfortunate delay, let me know and I'll sort you out. As of now, however, the entire world should be entering the 1st of November. Hope you all had a spooky Halloween!

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Tom Brady has become Judge Doom! 😱😱😱

Run for your life, Roger!