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River Road


Writing Comedy, Adventure and Slice Of Life. Desperately trying to keep up with all the crazy stories my brain comes up with.

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  • 118 weeks
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  • 120 weeks
    The Worst Crossover

    I just stumbled across this picture on Derpibooru and oh no, it all fits.

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    Mr. & Mrs. S.M.I.L.E. sequel

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  • 254 weeks
    IT'S ALIIIIIIIIVE

    Two in Exile has a new chapter.
    And it took me only 23 months less than two years to finish it.

    Sunny Days has threatened to motivate me into a weekly update schedule, so let's hope the next chapter will come out before the end of the year month.

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Jan
4th
2022

The Worst Crossover · 3:46pm Jan 4th, 2022

I just stumbled across this picture on Derpibooru and oh no, it all fits.

(Going by the arrangement of the original, yes, that's Wanda on the left and Cosmo on the right. Making Tirek the competent straight man/competent straight man, Chrysalis the overpowered idiot/magical wildcard and Cozy the useless kid with delusions of grandeur/precocious kid idea guy (with delusions of grandeur).)

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Fun fact: much like how incubi and succubi were invented to avoid the question of uncomfortably obvious infidelity, changelings were an excuse to murder autistic children. Oh wait, that's not fun.

I agree with your assessment. This works far too well. Also, does this make Twilight Vicky?

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Locking the Turner kid in a cage in the basement does fit Vicky's MO, doesn't it?


Twilight: "Hey! How did you get out?!"
Cozy: "...internet?"
'Grogar': "I resent that implication! I mean, uhm... Rar! Grarh! Evil goat noises!"

That is so... wrong but so right at the same time. Headcanon accepted.

I'm reminded of The Colours of Evil.

I still want someone to make that concept a full thing. Little kid with issues at home, becomes a warlock with a patron of questionable morality, yet manages to somehow be more wholesome than the actual environment the kid's growing up in.

Cool concept, neat pic, keep it away from any plot bunnies or they'll start breeding :pinkiecrazy:

Edit: also, it makes sense for Tirek to be the straight man to the chaos.

He has a nose ring; it's easy to get him out of commission by just having it get stuck on things.

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