Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓖⓐⓜⓔ: You are Button Mash. You have just woken up. It is time to play a game. Can you beat the final boss and eat all the breakfast? Score of 100 on Metacritic. Over 50 hours of gameplay!
The Most Cynical... Teenager in Saint Diamond Heart's is in the most horrifying movie ever to hit the screen... What? Equestria Girls isn't scary? Clearly, you haven't seen the character design on Princess Celestia. *shudder*
Meet the most cynical pony in Canterlot, who under the latest Princess' orders, moves to Ponyville to meet up with the Mane Six for his own quest to find friends. Many Swear words ensue.
For the greater good of pony kind, Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie will conduct the most important experiment of their lives... "So, is it a good idea to microwave this?"
While the Princesses and their staff are away until the Castle's recent parasprite problem can be dealt with, a group of confused Viking warriors suddenly appear in the royal kitchen. Massive property damage soon follows.
If you came to hear a story, I'm sorry to disappoint. I suspect this'll just end up as one big confession, really. Still, with enough wit, some Prussian ingenuity, a droll sense of humor, and wanton murder, I might just be able to survive.
A few days ago, a strange, rotating block appeared in Ponyville town square. Twilight hasn't been able to tear herself away from it… "Crossover" with Tetris and Super Hexagon.