Apparently, she possesses the auspicious accolade of having the most lewds of any fictional character. For once, Twilight was not pleased to learn something.

Now with a video reading!

An infiltration attempt goes from ‘wildly successful’ to 'weird and confusing' in record time.

Thanks to Tired Old Man for edits, suggestions, and helping with the title. Also thanks to Nova Quill for her edits and suggestions.

Commander Hurricane sought only the best and hardiest of pegasi for her warflock.

She failed. Instead, Private Pansy found her.

Cover art from the tumblr of mariponihoney. Proofread by themaskedferret. Written for the Military March prompt for the Time Action Glory Challenge! group.

Featured on 1/31/2017
This is the story of two criminals by the name of Snatch and Ransack. They were petty thieves with a list of equally petty crimes to their names. It was on this day however that they decided to aim a little higher on their criminal escapades and upgrade from basic thievery to kidnapping. They planned it all out; they had chloroform, they had the windowless van, they had the ransom demands, they had the location they would hold their captive, it was perfect.

The only mistake they made was the target they chose. She looked like a harmless pink haired girl with a family that would pay through the nose to get her back. What they didn't realize is that every single animal, bird, and insect in within a ten mile radius was going to take umbrage with her getting kidnapped.

It happened around noon time, just before Princess Celestia had gotten dressed. Everything was just about ready, and her Highness was trying desperately to hurry the coronation along, before things might possibly go bad.

"Maybe Twilight will be okay," Celestia told herself. "She's never shown much interest in sweets such as cake before, but still..."

The princess had no idea how mistaken she really was. Everypony loves cake. Some, more than others, and some just can't help themselves. The alicorns, however, take it to the next level.

Jason was just your average teen, loved to play video games, got into trouble every now and then, and had ok grades in school. But one day, when he brought home a plushie Princess Celestia for his sister for her 7th birthday, his sister loved it. But the next day after his sister blew out her birthday candles, his life was changed upside down when he woke up as the pony Princess of the sun herself. Can he live his life as a pretty pony princess until they can find out how to turn him back?

When a boy who is taken from a convention and granted the powers of the character he is dressed as, he finds himself in a state of self loathing, now he must come to terms with what he is while avoiding the ponies of Equestria

Coming from a world of magical horses and into a world of talking ape things, Sunset misses conversing with her fellow equine. Well she gets the chance when Applejack needs her help with the farm horse, Missy. But it's not what she expected.

A broad, clear path runs through a deep wood on the far side of Ponyville.

No one goes there.

Four young colts want to know why.

Twilight has a brand new theory. She has theorized that it is possible to create pocket dimensions and a way to enter them. Facing the ridicule of the rest of the theoretical magic community she has set forth to prove them wrong. She will construct a portal and enter it.

She does. Inside, she finds a field of empty white.

The story now has a dramatic reading by MrSnarky. Visit his channel on youtube.