When the gym class teacher breaks her leg during a martial arts session, Principal Celestia and Vice-Principal Luna have to turn to someone they didn't want to turn to from the beginning.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.

Rated 'TEEN!(?)'
Expect swearing. Lots and LOTS of swearing, and also sexual humour.
Set within the Equestria Girls universe. Set before events of Sunset Shimmer's downfall.

After an ambush on a diplomatic mission, Obi-wan and Anakin barely escape with their lives. Stuck on Equestria with no fuel and no communications, they will uncover a dangerous plot that will test their resolve like never before.

Undergoing revisions.

A new filly has arrived at Ponyville’s school from one of the furthest reaches of Equestria. This is the story of Aryanne’s struggles in a culture so very different from that which she has always known.
Yes, Nazis are bad. No, I’m not a Nazi. Yes, Aryanne is absolutely adorable. No, she isn’t my OC, her creator can be easily found through derpiboo.
This fic is being written purely for my own enjoyment, and, as such, I don’t know how it’ll end up. Tags may well change, therefore, as the story progresses. I may as well start it off with a T, and I think that that can be upgraded to an M if any chapters require it.

"The Metro has always been my home. Being raised underground, I've always wondered if there was somewhere untouched by the devastation, someplace that hadn't been atomized. I did not think I would live to see that day, but like with a lot of things, I was wrong." -Artyom

A Metro 2033 Crossover.

What happens when 200 talking, cursing, and fighting spheres show up, asking to "gib clay," and "pay debts?" It's a ridiculous question, but that's just what happened what day...

'Have you heard about a new major expedition into the Zone? Technically, they're environmental researchers from the U.N., but that's just on paper. Sure, they've got a couple four-eyed scientists, but one look at all the others tells you they're seasoned fighters. Oh, and dig this; They're not using guides.' - Hog the Mercenary

The Tourist, a veteran stalker hired by the United Nations as an escort, finds himself working with the International Scientific Group, a collective ranging from hardened experts to frail researchers. After gaining clearance from the Ukrainian government for another expedition, the United Nations arms and readies their best field operators, the ISG.

Deployed into the Zone, these interlopers reach their destination, a large Space Bubble with an unknown exit. Quickly, the group enters the Bubble before a large emission and arrive within a forest, where they set up their mobile lab and temporary base of operations to make the best opportunity of an new anomalous area inside of what they assume to be Zone. However, as time passes and new encounters are made, it becomes more and more obvious that they aren't in the Disaster Zone anymore. Pressure begins to mount as the Zone's influence begins to leak into the forest, along with old dangers.

Without a doubt, the group as well as the Tourist will have to struggle to survive against the dangerous flora and fauna that sees fit to consume them. Of course, those become less attention-worthy once sentient, small horses come to investigate the stalkers and scientists, who are easily seen as a threat. The Zone is cruel, but new encounters can be crueler.

NOTE: This is a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. crossover that relies heavily on lore. The ISG faction was only mentioned, mostly cut from the series, but is still canon. Takes place roughly during the end of ShoC.

Twilight Sparkle has been in a rut, and when she finds herself dragged in to a new night club by her friend named Vinyl Scratch, she finds herself being more social than ever with her new best friend.... But is there more than friendship between the two? What of Pinkie and her new, more often visits?
This is my first fic, so tips will be appreciated. I'm hoping that this story can somewhat weather all the criticism I'm sure I'll get. Feel free to tell me what I can improve on, and anything else you guys need!

Twinyl with one sided Twipie (could change)

Image is from *Don-Ko on deviantart, check him out! (Thanks Photo Journal, for finding it for me!)

Equestria finds itself once more host to a human. This one is named Artyom, and he's a long way from home. A very long way. But he seeks a new life here. And while his heroic actions should speak for themselves, he would never be self-confident enough to believe it.

Spoilers for Metro 2033 and Metro Last Light. All knowledge and references come from the videogames, I will confess that I haven't gotten around to the book QUITE yet.

A botched viewing spell has sent Twilight Sparkle to Earth and into the care of Kyle West. Having been turned into a human, the local species, Twilight Sparkle relies on her host to help her as she finds a way back to Equestria. And, in the meantime, she decides to learn about humans and the world they live in; the good, the bad, the beautiful and the ugly.

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During his final moments, Mentor Assassin, Altair Ibn-La'Ahad begins to prepare his end after a long and hard life. As he starts to pass, the assassin is thrown in a land unknown to him. Startled by this discovery, Altair learns that he is in a place called Equestria, a foreign land inhabited by ponies as well as other creatures seeming impossible. Altair only questions his purpose in a land that hasn't known war in one thousand years.

Assassin's Creed and it's character belong Ubisoft

My Little Pony belong to Hasbro