Twilight Sparkle suddenly finds herself caught up in a grand tradition for the immortal rulers of Equestria: holding their own funerals. What can possibly go wrong? The answer: a lot. A whole lot.

Sex tag is for only the mention of it happening. Nothing truly explicit happens.

A commission from someone who wishes to remain anonymous.

Two magical prodigies cast in Twilight's shadow stumble about in somepony else's story and try to find meaning in their lives.

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An affectionate parody of Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.
Which is in itself an absurdist and existentialist parody of Hamlet.

Russian Translation
Chinese Translation

Teleportation. It is the best possible way to travel... As long as you don't think about it too much. As long as you don't ask where Twilight goes in that split second when she's neither here nor there.

The sound I listened to as I wrote it, available to you in order to give you the option of having the same atmosphere.

No relation to the other story with the same name, just a coincidence of both picking the same excellent title. I was unaware that the other one existed.
Dramatic Reading by Charles Spratt | Second Reading by TheDizzyDan | Third Reading by Crafty Arts | Fourth Reading by Stormy787
Russian Translation 1 (by Aloz) | Russian Translation 2 (by Doof Ex Machina)

Twilight has finally neared the end of completing the biggest list she's ever made. She feels she should be rewarded and prepares a quiet night with the symbol of her success, becoming closer to her work than ever before.
Only a few more items left to complete before Twilight treats herself in a way that would make all of her friends (and Celestia) blush.

If you actually get off on this, you're a complete weirdo and we need to be friends immediately.
Also feel free to check out Jack Stone In Equestria if you liked this.
Now with a Youtube reading!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TBpZaT7GLs

The African wildlife has started to grow furious with the new changelings presence. Chrysalis has been feeling the same thing too.

So on one day, Chrysalis and five of the most dangerous african animals will meet together and finally put an end to the war.

However, things don't turn out so normal as one would think...

(Criticism is welcome!)

When Twilight finds out that her favorite Canterlot bookstore, Haystings, is going out of business, she sets out to save it in the most overdramatic way possible...

...with pop star outfits and a trio of princesses who have no clue what they're supposed to be doing.

What better way to commemorate Hastings Entertainment's memory than with music parodies, jam sessions, and anime references? Cover art by zodiacnlh.

There are no new cadets being trained, the big annual Wonderbolts party extravaganza isn't until this weekend, and Spitfire will only be away from the Academy for three days.

Fleetfoot is definitely ready for this responsibility.

Except she's not.

Somepony is totally getting fired.

Spanish Translation from Spaniard Kiwi!
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Snowy Haze is a young pegasus filly who has no idea what she wants to do with her life. Her parents for reasons unknown are convinced that she'll end up as a weather pony, yet Snowy's fate may lead her in an entirely different direction.

Prequel to: A Book for a Pegasus

Set in the Quill and Blade universe by Crystal Wishes and Anzel.
Artwork by: Ka-samy
Editors: sixkiller5

This story is a side story to Crystal's Wishes

Being the pony everypony should know comes at a cost, but Au is willing to pay that price. She'll pay any price to stay in the spotlight.

If only the spotlight weren't so fickle.

Snowy Haze is a courier pegasus in the great city of Canterlot. Follow the book loving mare on something as mundane, yet interesting as a standard work day. It's something everypony has to go through eventually and today we glimpse into a work day of a pegasus.

sequel to A book for a Pegasus
Artwork by the talented: Pusspuss
Set in the Quil and Blade universe by Anzel and Crystal Wishes
Edited by: ABronyAnonymous