This story is a sequel to Ruined for Pun

The lowest tier of literature meets the lowest form of wit, for the second time.

Five simple but delightful stories based in the universe by kilala97, independent and separate from one another but connected by one similarity: a punch line.

Feels will be felt, tears will be shed, groans will be heard.

Blind Mare's Bluff: When Turquoise Blitz's overprotectiveness becomes too much to handle, can he and Anthea salvage their relationship?

Releasing Regrets: With nopony else to turn to, Starburst finds herself working along side her clueless rival.

Baseball Bat: For the sake of her best friends, Nidra must face her greatest challenge yet: babysitting.

Here Today, Gone Tomorrow: A sickly Fluttershy teaches her son-in-law a little lesson about how precious memories can be.

Our Little Escape: Api, Pixel, and Echo meet together one final time before their little world comes to an end.

Cover art by kilala97

Sweetie Belle and Button Mash are transported to Minecraft.
And it's not that fun anymore...

Especially when you could really die.
Especially when you have to kill to survive.
Especially when you have to protect the one you love...

Discord's last significant attempt at a relationship ended with him being petrified for 1000 years. He's understandably hesitant about trying again.

Having an unknown source of love-magic start drawing every female in Equestria toward him is pretty much the last thing he wanted...

Pre-read by many members of the Fluttercord group (a major spoiler in itself), with awesome input from: MrsHolmes, Woolly, Lemonade Shimmer 1127, OneFluzzyPuppy, MissyAngel, GarfieldThePony

Featured on FimFiction 21Nov.2015-25Nov.2015
Featured on Equestria Daily 20Dec.2015
Also featured in a Royal Guard spotlight
Now with a full-cast dramatic reading by Ribon Chan!

Some versions of multiverse theory state that every decision we make creates a whole other universe. Whether we ate a bagel this morning. Whether we went with orange or grapefruit juice for breakfast.

Whether we married Discord or Flash Sentry.

Needless to say, some universes come out more different than others.

This is the story of two such universes.

And the day they collided.

[A Kilala97/Lopoddity crossover. Big thanks to Lop for the cover art.]

This story is a sequel to Love Is Blind; Friendship Closes Its Eyes

Oasis and Apollo, quarter dragon siblings, have noticed their father, Turquoise Blitz, acting strangely since the anniversary of their mother's death, so when he returns from a trip to see his sister with a new necklace and an announcement that he will be spending more time in Canterlot, their suspicions are piqued. What will they do when they find that Princess Nidra may be out to replace their mother?

With the time for her mothers party drawing near, Cotton Candy is trying desperately to bake her a special birthday cake. But the problem is that she can't bake to save her life. As time starts to run out and she begins to give up hope of making it in time, will a special friend be able to help her achieve her goal?

Story inspired by the cover image created by kilala97.

No marriage is without its challenges, especially not that of Spike and Rarity. Despite the fairy tale-like circumstances surrounding their courtship (Beauty and the Beast is a popular reference made at dinner parties), their relationship is far from perfect: indeed, the combination of her overwhelmingly large dress orders and his frequent extended trips across Equestria as Celestia's personal envoy makes it seem as though neither one of them has any time for their significant other. Yet there is one key factor, one constant variable in their lives that will always be there to remind them of how much they love and care for one another, no matter what issues they face.

Thank Celestia they have Claire.

Featured 3-27-14!
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My third foray into the Kilalaverse. Don't know what I'm talking about? Click here to find out!
Pre-read by the Lady herself, Ms. Kilala.
Spike, Rarity, and MLP: FiM in general © Hasbro/Lauren Faust
Crystal Clarity © kilala97 of DA

Turquoise "T" Blitz, the son of Rarity and Spike, and Anthea "Annie", Fluttershy's adopted daughter, have been friends for a long time. Now, they're getting married, but Nidra, the Princess of Slumber, has had a crush on T for quite awhile as well, and she's not taking this lying down. Instead, she forces everypony else to take it lying down by casting a powerful sleep spell right before the couple takes their vows. Her mother is forced to intervene, but can Princess Luna teach her daughter what love is really about?

*Based on the Kilala97 Next Gen.
*Cover art by Kilala97.

This story is a sequel to Love Is Patient

Luna's daughter, Princess Nidra, was once rivals with the adopted daughter of Fluttershy, Anthea, for Turquoise the dragon-pony's heart. Since then, Anthea and Turquoise have married, Nidra has learned to accept her loss, and the two mares have become fast friends. However, when an aged and ailing Anthea calls her friend in for one final request, will Nidra, at long last, be able to honor it?

*Based on the Kilala97 Next Gen.
*Cover art by Kilala97.