Hi my name is Soul.
Don't ask about my name.
Anyway, let's get to the point. I saved Celestia and she wanted to thank me in return. Without my permission of course.
This lead to scare her ponies... This led to a lie, that I didn't liked.
They calmed down after hearing it. Because why would Celestia pet hurt them?
I don't know how long I can keep this up.

TTS Reading of the entire fiction: Courtesy of the FanFiction Reader on Youtube.

Character List: Courtesy of TruthHut (A work in progress)

Handy is not a happy man at the best of times.

He was even less happy to find himself in an alien world that offended the very laws of physics and got injured for his own stubborn refusal to accept the obvious path fate had apparently laid out for him.

For his trouble he is now on a journey, with the long term goal of finding his way back home, only to find himself involved in plots and machinations so far above his head and cares that he quickly becomes a pawn in a game played by powers who care not for his well-being.

Quite like his life back on Earth if you think about it.

Needless to say, Handy does not care for any of it. He is much more preoccupied with the more immediate and pressing mundane concerns of day to day life a human needs to worry about while in Equestria.

Obtaining a new pair of shoes for example.

All this and one almighty hangover, what's the worst that could happen?

Rated teen for harsh language and minor violence

Proofread by JBL, Jude and Usurper

(Note: This story takes place after Season 4 and before Season 5)

At the dawn of time, there were two beings that existed in the Universe. A group known only as The Ancients and The God of Chaos himself, he who existed long before the time of Discord.

As much as they despised each other, The Ancients and The God of Chaos worked together to keep balance in the Universe. The Ancients were in charge of Harmony and The God of Chaos was in charge of maintaining the chaotic energies that flowed within the Universe. For a long time, there was peace, but alas, peace does not last forever.

The God of Chaos grew jealous of Harmony. He despised how everything thought of it as perfection, that Harmony was the only element that held everything together, while chaos was shunned and feared. So The God of Chaos sought out to disrupt this balance, proclaiming himself as The Endbringer and annihilating entire planets with his power, power that he was supposed to contain and distribute only when necessary. He felt no remorse. He gave no mercy. It was only chaos.

So began the age of his Reign of Chaos and the war that would last between The God of Chaos and The Ancients for centuries... until The Ancients stumbled upon a world that would determine the fate of the Universe...

Year 652 E

It is a sad day in Equestria. The well-respected wizard Star Swirl the Bearded, known for his feats towards the end of the Chaos War and his studies in the arcane arts, has passed away. The princesses told me that it was due to unknown circumstances, but they refused to comment any further.

Star Swirl was a good friend of mine. He was short-tempered at times, but he always meant well. It's unfortunate that he'll never be able to finish his spell, his final 'masterpiece' as he called it. The princesses have taken all of his notes for safekeeping, although I do not know what they'll use it for.

Before he passed away, Star Swirl locked himself away in his tower for extended periods at a time. He kept mumbling something about a... a seventh element. He must have been referring to the Elements of Harmony, but that's just ludicrous. There were only six elements used to defeat Discord, not seven. You can rest easy now though old friend.

The funeral is tomorrow at sunset, although I do not know why the preparations are taking so long. Nevertheless, I am expecting a huge turn out tomorrow. He has helped the lives of many.

-Scribble Pen, Scholar of Lore

Equestria: Present Time

It had been only a few days since Twilight's triumph over Tirek when Equestria had fallen prey to yet another evil, except at the time, nopony had suspected anything was amiss. When reports of unnatural occurrences began to arise, ranging from disappearances to shadowy demons, the princesses, Luna, Celestia, Cadance, and Twilight assembled small teams to confront these issues, only to have them return with nothing.

Taking matters into their own hooves, Celestia and Luna sought out these problems themselves and were successfully able to bring peace to their citizens, although they too were unsuccessful in finding the source of these problems.

One day, Twilight came across an ancient prophecy in a book given to her by Celestia that foretold the coming of something strange. This being would be able to help them in their time of need, but there was a chance that it would destroy Equestria as they know it. With no other options available, Twilight set out to learn how she could bring this One to Equestria, which brings us to the beginning of our tale.

Join Twilight and her friends as they set out on an epic quest to defeat this darkness, alongside an unlikely hero of another world who has yet to become aware of the true power lying within him...

Dusk Shine has been in a crazy relationship with Eris ever since she decided to crash his birthday party two years ago. Their opposing nature has made every day of their love just as exciting and unorthodox as the first day it started.

Follow Dusk Shine as he tries to keep his sanity with the girl that drives him crazy in more ways than one.

Pets have a pretty easy life right? No responsibilities, no taxes, they get to freeload their way through life and they still get all the love and affection they could ever want. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal, almost like it would be worth putting up with someone who controls when you eat and when you can go outside for every waking moment of your life. Well one human is going to find out if living in the lap of luxury is really worth being lorded over. Despite the fear and hate that is thrown his way, the real danger is just waiting to strike....

All Locations are from the map of 'Where the World Ends.' [old link doesn't work anymore so you'l have to google it.]

This map is not mine and I really hope the original creator doesn't mind me using it! (please don't hurt me....)