Micro Chapter 1
The doctor looked up at five shocked ponies, a chimera holding her stomach laughing while pointing at her mate’s dumbfounded face and one vibrating pink stallion. He was a little concerned by their reaction. The physician was not one to make a mistake so easily; he was certain they already knew of the pregnancy. He flipped back through her file and lost a little color.
“I don’t suppose you go by the name Green Hoof?” He asked sheepishly.
Eris started laughing even harder as Dusk looked like he was about to fall over. “Oh wow.” She wiped a tear from her eye. “I am legitimately entertained right now.”
Embarrassed, the doctor excused himself to correct the error.
Eris looked down at her belly. “As funny as that was I’m glad. I really don’t care to host a parasite.”
“Eris!” Elusive said sternly. “Unborn foals are not parasites.”
Eris just smirked. “Dusky? What defines a parasite?”
Dusk thought for a moment before quoting the textbook definition. “Um…a parasite is an organism that lives on or in a host and gets its food from or at the expense of its host.”
“Foals are parasites.” Eris sang. “And they stay that way until they can wipe their own ass.”
“I find myself relieved that you’re not reproducing.” Elusive said smugly.
“I’m not.” It may have been a whisper but everypony in the room heard Dusk’s comment. An uncomfortable silence swept over the group of friends.
The hoof steps of the doctor sounded like hammers smashing on the tile as he walked back into the room. “My apologies for the mixup, I do have your correct file and as it turns out I had the right test just the wrong medical history.”
Dusk’s eyes widen at the notion.
Blitz didn’t catch on. “Sooo….”
“It was anemia caused by pregnancy.” The doctor looked at Eris and Dusk. “Congratulations.”
Everypony in the room either deadpanned or glared at the doctor.
“There is a special place in hell for you.” Eris said in a flat tone.
The doctor only flinched slightly. He was used to giving all kind of news to his patients so her comment had little effect.
“How is this possible?” Spines asked. “They are two very different species.” She glanced at AJ for a second. “Wouldn’t their genetic code be too different?”
“Logically yes, however Eris is a chimera. The core of her biology is dragon and pony. So I would have to assume that her reproductive organs are one or the other.
Spines gulped. “Wouldn’t they, her organs I mean, have to be pony?”
The doctor shook his head.”As it turns out, no; the genetic markers that give us ponies our magic are the same that dragons have.”
Butter Scotch flew up to the doctor. The look on his face was like a foal that was just givin chocolate. “There are really dragon ponies?”
“I never heard of this before.” Dusk commented. “Never even read anything that hinted at it.”
“No surprise there,” agreed the doctor. “I only know of this because of Spines. After the first few times that she visited a lot of us had to learn about dragon physiology for her sake; didn’t see it coming of use in this way though.”
Spines was growing nervous. “These um… dragon ponies.”
“Longma,” the doctor interrupted.
“What?” Spines tilted her head.
“They’re called longma.” The doctor answered. “Funny name.”
“Only to us.” Dusk commented. “It’s an eastern tongue. I had to learn their language in order to greet some dignitaries from the region. I don’t know much but I recognize the accent in the word.”
“Well,” Spines said as she tried to pick up from where she left off. “These longmas are rare or we would have known more of them. So I can assume that it difficult to um…produce them?”
“I see what you’re asking.” The doctor said. “But no the odds of impregnation are the same as a pair of ponies. The only reason longmas are rare is because the coupling of dragon and pony are rare.”
“You’re very curious about this, Spines.” Dusk chirped in.
Spines blushed a little before she answered. “Y-yes well I don’t really know much about my kind.”
Eris grinned knowingly and glanced at AJ who was hiding his face under his hat.
“Wait.” Blitz smirked and looked over at Dusk. “So D knocked up Eris?” He flew up to his friend and punched him in the shoulder. “You dog you!”
“How am I a dog?” Dusk asked as he rubbed his shoulder.
Blitz shrugged. “I think it’s more like you did it like a dog.”
Dusk glared a little bit at Blitz. “How could I do it like a dog?”
“Depends on the position.” Eris chirped in earning her a hoof bump from Blitz.
Dusk just rolled his eyes and ignored their immaturity.
“So...” Butter Scotch timidly placed a hoof on Eris’ shoulder. “You’re going to be a mom?”
“Well…”Eris snapped her claw. “Not anymore.”
Everypony in the room went white as paper with no life in their eyes. Blitz fell out of the air and Butter Scotch passed out.
Eris started laughing harder than she had all day.
“Oh boys, I would be a lot more bored without you all. I’m kidding guys; I can’t make something just go away like that. If I could I wouldn't have been turned to stone so many times.”
Eris turned her head to Dusk to give him one of her snarky smiles, but her glee melted away when she met his eyes.
“Oh buck.” She said before he teleported away.
Dusk had never been this upset with Eris and she had never seen that look in his eyes before. The moment she saw it she knew that she had finally crossed the line with him.
“I-I…I gotta go guys.” Eris said as she snapped her claw.
“No wait, I haven’t discharged.” She was gone. “You.”
“Hey doc could you help me with Butter Scotch?” Blitz asked as he tried to wake up his fellow pegasi.
“Dusk having a foal with Eris.” Spines said to no one. “No, that’s not going to be stressful.”
Berry shot across the room and nearly tackled Spines. “You think that’s going to be stressful?!” He started shaking her by her shoulders. “I have to throw a shower for the Spirit of Chaos.” His eyes seem to jump out of his sockets as he went on. “The Spirit of Chaos! How in tartarus am I going to pull that off!” He nearly threw Spines to the ground as the look of dread washed over his face. “What if because of the foal they get married then I also have throw bachelor party then a wedding party and the pony-dragon-chimera abomination will have birthday parties. What if it doesn't work out between those two? What if it’s a real nasty divorce? Can you imagine the fights between those two? What if the writer becomes tired of this joke and ends the chapter right here?"
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wow eris, that was a REALLY cruel joke, if you wanna call it that...
Crazy kids are cumming up with all sorts of weird terms for ejaculating these days. Also, when did this become Blitz giving a sperm sample? Is he donating? And don't you usually ask the nurse to help you with that? Buh! The world confuses me.
P.S.
Never been a big fan of dragon/pony pregnancy; unless two drastically different species have the same number of chromosomes and stuff, I don't see it happening.
Classy.
So.......how much, when and where?
4907713 fixed
More? Like please?
Another funny and great chapter to an amazing story
Shit Berry the author responded your question?!
4907891 That made me laugh out loud.
4907783 Wait what
4907968 I'm really lost
Sorry, I don't have anything particularly snarky to say. This just… I can't even say anything. Literally, NOTHING comes to mind. It's just… Y'know what? F*ck it. I don't even care. Now I'm awaiting the Warhammer 40k jokes. I wanna see Pinkie do the Khornite battle chant, "Cake for the cake god… BALLOONS FOR THE BALLOON THRONE!"
I know. I have a terrible imagination. No, I'm not going away. You're stuck with me… MWAHAHAHAHA!
dragon ponies also go by Kirrin
4908033 Nope
Sorry I thought the same thing but Kirrin are chinese unicorns.
I honestly wish they were called kirins because it sounds sooo much better than longma
4908033 Quick self correction. Longma and Kilian are in a way the same creature only a Longma usually doesn't have horns while kilian dose.
There are also many mythological differences but I may be boring you right about now....Or you think I'm a know it all ass.
eris fucked up
4908080 sooo pasicaly it like unicorns and earth ponies both ponies just with classes
Okay, it is in Eris' nature to joke, but... That one snapped something in the worst way.
Where we're you on the 6/7/12?
...son of a bitch.
Eris was a butt and not the good kind.
As for the ending.... Goddammit Pinkie!
you got hell and tartarus? i thought tartarus was the pony hell?
4909062 Balls deep in your mom.
It's not...she's not a chimera, she's a draconequus...Man, fuck Greek mythological creature names!
Also;...Whoa
Which one?
4909665
Ahem.
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Both of them.
Congrats, you know have AIDS!
4909875 Bitch I used condom. Didnt your mothers teach you any thing? They certantly taught me a few things
That was fun. Looking forward to more.
Keep up the good work. Deus tecum.
Well, considering I haven't seen them since I was nine, I hardly remember them
And what condom did you use?
4910142 See now you ruined it.
It was funny and random. We had a good thing going here and you had to throw some feels in there.
Can someone explain to me why Discord X Twilight is a thing? I don't get what triggered it.
4910164 I did. I started everything.
4910164 Nothing really triggered it. It’s always been there it’s just that most people accepted Pink x Discord at first but a lot of bronies started to see the whole opposites attract and stuff. It did help that Discord interacted with Twilight the most out of all the other characters. Then a few fics like mine and some art work started to draw more bronies into the paring.
Sorry, bro. Here, have a follow to make up for it. And shouldn't you be working?
4910287 Shouldn't you be sucking my dick?
If your a young lady I am so sorry for this comment....well a little.
4910287 Thank you for the follow
Oh I should have figured it was you who wrote this.
4911072 Twilight at the disco fan?
Taking the fact that you have a wife and you told me to suck your dick A) Your braking your vows and B) That makes you gay C) Now your going to burn in hell. OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Shots fired!
But that non of my business.
Hey 6ix, i have to bring up a point, in the first chapter eris said that she could swap her gender, also dusks gender, by that logic she sould literaly make the foul *poof* and never think about it again.
Or are we just ignoring that fact?
or is eris just like :"Well fuck, i had better go through with this..."
i mean its the first thing i thought about when i read that part...
4912117 there a number of ways to explain that away but let me point one thing out. She could have bluffing in the first chapter.
4911256 Yep.
4909641
Chimera refers both to a specific Greek mythological creature, and to any animal who has characteristics of multiple animals. A pegasus is a chimera, a griffin is a chimera, a minotaur is a chimera, a centaur is a chimera... and a draconequus is very much a chimera.
*The* chimera is a specific creature that tried to eat Apple Bloom in Season 4, but kind of like kleenex and rollerblades, the specific term has become a generic, and the chimera didn't fight to maintain her copyright nearly as hard as Rollerblade tried (but seriously, inline skates? Really?)
So yes, Eris is a chimera. The specific kind of chimera she is is a draconequus.
GAAAAAAAAAH..... fourth wall breaks.
4907804 Thank you
4907666 Congrats on first. um...what are you confused about?