Celestia is trapped on Earth.
Not as a human. Not as an alicorn. She's a common horse, an Arabian mare, without her magic, voice, knowledge of the language - not even freedom, forced to work at a riding school.

What can a single Arabian mare do to get back to Equestria from this backwater European country? With only the mind of a princess and a pencil in her teeth, Celestia must find a way home.

[Illustrated] [Alternate Earth] (without Bronies)
Rated Teen for language and some scarce suggestive themes.
Proofreading by AlicornPriest

Polish language version

A refined mare fresh out of high school and a dropout following her dreams find themselves forced to spend a lot of time together.

With the help of a meddling psychology tutor and their new classmates, can they find what they've been looking for?

French Translation!

Fan Stuff!

Four years ago Vinyl and Octavia broke up. It was messy, painful and left scars on both of them. Four years on, now one of the most successful DJs in Equestria’s history, Vinyl receives news that Octavia has been in a terrible accident. The doctors say she may never recover from her coma, but Vinyl refuses to believe them. There are all sorts of stories about coma patients who are brought back by the voice of someone they care about, right? No matter what anypony else says, offers or threatens, and no matter what it costs her personally or professionally, she is determined to stay by Octavia’s side and do all she can to wake her.

But four years is a long time, and no matter how many fairytales end with the princess waking up, real life owes no-one a happy ending.

Featured on EQD - 3rd August 2013

Now with a fabulous dramatic reading by the even more fabulous Goombasa!
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
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Random short stories inspired by prompts from the Twilestia is Bestia group. Enjoy Twilight and Celestia being cute and cuddly with each other.

These stories may be a little rougher around the edges than normal; I proofread as I go, but I'm still human.

The stories:
Silliness - Twilight and Celestia ship Rarity and Luna; shares continuity with Celestia Wants to Date Twilight Sparkle and the stories to come.
Shampoo - I try to earn that Teen rating again. Chaste bathtub fun.
Invention - Twilight invents something out of desperation. This is going to be part of a later, larger story.
Chandelier - Twilight gets a gift in more ways than one.
Cracker - Pinkie interrupts a date.
Union - Another royal wedding!
Rumors - Tabloids get it wrong.
Epiphany - Twilight needs to show something to Celestia.
Invention redux - Twilight gets a book on flower language.
Excessive - Twilight and Celestia are presented with a rather unusual book.
Expedited - Slumber party with the Mane Six and Princess Celestia and Luna!
Relevance - Twilight gets invited to Celestia's chambers for a private meeting.
Misconstrued - Twilight gets invited to Celestia's chambers for a private meeting. Again.
Pomp - Celestia is a lonely pony.

This story is a sequel to Princess Celestia? Do You Have A Belly Button?

Twilight Sparkle was Princess Celestia's student for years before she came to Ponyville. What happened during those early years? Read on to find out.

Don't expect anything but short tales filled with filly adorableness. Have any ideas? Let me know in the comments!

Preread by several awesome people including Shiny, Stan, Raiden,ZOMG, Jumbled, andZodiac

If you are interested in more filly cuteness go check out Tiny Trixie Tales!
Twilight is still cutest!