CELESTIA IS PREGNANT!
Twilight Sparkle rolled her eyes at the ludicrous headlines being spouted by the tabloids. Of course Princess Celestia wasn’t pregnant.
She sauntered into the dining hall and sat next to her definitely-not-pregnant wife and kissed her on the cheek. “Good morning, ‘Tia. Had a chance to read the headlines yet?”
Celestia giggled. “You mean that rag that thinks you got me knocked up?”
Twilight nodded and burst out laughing. “That’s the one, yes.”
Celestia shook her head. “Where in Equestria do they get these ideas? I mean, how could I be pregnant?” She then nuzzled Twilight’s neck and planted a kiss on her cheek.
Twilight smiled brightly at the affection while she smeared apricot jam and peanut butter on her banana pancakes. “Not the faintest idea, sweetie.”
“I mean,” Celestia said as she rubbed Twilight’s belly, “it’s fairly obvious that you’re the pregnant one.”