Twilight's new pet owl, Owlowiscious, is exactly what the doctor ordered for those late nights when Spike isn't there to help her. Now her biggest concern is making sure her Number One Assistant can get along with the newest member of their little family.

She totally didn't have to be concerned.

Many thanks to Syeekoh, Poo-san, and Kamikakushi for prereading this fic. They should've just put it down.

When five foals asked Princess Twilight Sparkle to please try and paint the moon purple during Nightmare Night, she initially refused. It wasn't until they insisted (and Princess Luna quite basically dared her) that she relented. She only relented, however, because she really thought she wouldn't be able to do it.

Too bad she thought wrong.

A very silly story that started as a prompt that got way, way, way out of hand.

Dinky has finally gained her wings and become an alicorn! But stopping at the Princess Registry to get her new title brings some discouraging news.

The original version of this story placed 14th in the Writeoff Association's 56th contest, "*Princess Not Included."

Quiet Time is a unicorn mare. She's small, rather unassuming, and quite happy with her life. She has good friends, a supportive family, and a job that makes her excited to get up every morning. It may not be the most glamorous of jobs, but working for the princess is always a new experience.

There's really only one problem. Miss Quiet is mute. She was simply born that way and her condition is accompanied with any number of problems. Yet, that's never stopped her from being a hopeless romantic. Meeting ponies without her voice is hard enough, however will she meet her special somepony?

During the first war with Tirek, Princess Celestia sends her sister Princess Luna a very short letter. Although the letter could easily fit onto a single page, Celestia uses two.

Sometimes the medium speaks louder than the message.

Written for The Writeoff Association's "Princess Not Included*" contest.

Twilight confronts the Tree of Harmony about the way it never sends her on Friendship Missions. The Tree explains itself. Kind of.

The original version of this story got 4th place in the Writeoff Association's 56th contest, "*Princess Not Included."

All he knew was his globe. He was left inside of it as punishment for his devious crimes, but that was hundreds of years ago. Still, he sits inside his spherical home, his mind slowly degrading as each day passes.

He can't even remember what he did wrong in the first place.

The scary thing is, neither can the alicorn who put him there.

Cover image by HoodwinkedTales
Story input by Enigmatic Otaku and ROBCakeran53

As Equestria's Princess, Celestia has crucial duties: raise the sun, ensure Fate enacts its will through the Elements of Harmony, restore her lost sister. But now the Elements of Harmony, the objects of her faith, lie shattered at her hooves. Will her duties destroy her or sustain her as she pursues her Nightmare?

Cover art by CosmicUnicorn.

Pinkie Pie was left in something of a pickle when Discord cancelled his order for every display cake in the shop and disappeared – although to call it a pickle was inaccurate. It was more like a trip up chocolate creek without a candy cane paddle.

Set during 507: Make New Friends but Keep Discord.

As part of her search for somepony to assist her with legal matters, Twilight spends most of her time interviewing potential candidates. When this results in her neglecting her friends, Rarity decides to take matters into her own hooves.

By which she means getting a job interview with Twilight and acting as unprofessionally as possible.

I regret nothing.

Written after my friend The-Chibster asked me to 'RariTwi' this wonderful comic by Accordingtodevin. Cover art was done by my partner in raritwi crime, ArcticWaters.