Pinkie Pie has always been a bit on the odd side, but when a prized possession of hers goes missing, Twilight learns something about her that may change everything she thinks she knows about Ponyville's premier party pony. Filled with innuendos, awkward silences, and what this sleep-deprived author emphatically hopes is humor, Pinkie's quest to find her missing "plaything" will be an adventure for her, a nightmare for her thoroughly confused friends, and almost certainly not related to this song in the slightest.

Seriously. Not one bit.

When Rainbow Dash finally builds up the courage to ask Fluttershy out; and surprisingly, when Fluttershy says yes; the both of them plan for nothing but a simple, quiet date; no one else...

However, when Pinkie Pie finds out about it, she has other plans...

(WARNING: The usual Pinkie Pie WTF'ness will ensue.)
(Also, fanfiction reading here.)

Pinkie Pie would never pull a prank on Fluttershy, at least not until Fluttershy asks her to! Now she has to come up with a special prank just for Fluttershy without ruining their friendship. The only problem is, she has her eyes set a little bit higher than just
friendship...
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One day, while working at Sugar Cube Corner, Pinkie Pie comes to a startling realization.

She has no idea how Fluttershy earns money.

For Pinkie Pie, not knowing something so important about one of her closest friends is intolerable. But when she asks Fluttershy, the only answer she'll give is:

"I do odd jobs."

Now, Pinkie Pie is determined to find out exactly what Fluttershy does to make ends meet...

(Rated Teen for mild risque humor.)

Words and actions can sometimes hurt more than we know, sowing betrayal and hatred where friendship and innocence lies. A single thoughtless action can be a tipping point, one fallen domino setting off hundreds. Look back, and answer me.

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Story theme is Chronophobia

Though her friends were disappointed, Twilight by her failed spell, Applejack by her apple theft, Rainbow Dash by her inability to gain cool fangs like Fluttershy’s, and Rarity by her unladylike dangling, nopony was really surprised. What surprised the little ponies, as always, was one Pinkamina Diane Pie.

Against all advice to the contrary, Pinkie has plans for Hearts & Hooves day. So does Fluttershy.

This story is a sequel to Dinky Who

Pinkie Pie meets Doctor Whooves for the first time. He cleverly lies and says his name is Time Turner and he fixes clocks. He's surprised when she approaches him with a pocket watch...wait...those marks...is that Gallifreyan?
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Author's note: It's best to be a Whovian if you are to read this. While I try to write this as simple to understand as possible, it just makes the story a better read.

Also, this Doctor Whooves is based on The Doctor from the Doctor Whooves and Assistant series. This point is after Appleoosa and prior to the events of Wrong Way Backwards. Familiarity with source material will make the story better.
Thank you.

Applejack decides that she should spend more time with Pinkie Pie, now that it's determined that she is her cousin. So what do cousins do together? Why, they go to the movies! However, Applejack chose quite an interesting movie for them to watch.

Credit for the image goes to kyubbi90. His mastery with photoshop will never be matched.

I'd also like to once again thank kyubbi90 for taking the time to preread this thing I wrote.

Pinkie tries to study genealogy. For a while everything goes just swimmingly, but in the end she really fowls it up.