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An exciting and extraordinary day in the life of the Mane 5 and others, told as boringly as possible. If you read this, you will be bored. (Why am I writing this? As an exercise in stupidity after reading this extremely interesting blog post and ensuing discussion.)

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Hi Eveypony. I'm Scuttaloo, N-no, Skir...TA loo- Ughhh, I can't ven prounce mah own n-n-name. But I have annnnnn aweswome big sitter--I mean sister. Her name es Rainbow Crash...er, Dash. She hlps me with my seech condi...con...condition!

This is the sory of h-how whaaaa-we acciduntly ruined a berk, and inculd incurred the wrath of a alicon, I mean aricorn, I mean Twilight Sparkle.

Hiya! Rainbow Dash here, the one and only. Scootaloo's working on her speech right now. It's hard for her, so if ANY of you numskulls give her trouble for it, I'll knock your block into next week. Got it? Great, on to the story!

Alternate Universe, because Scootaloo has a speech impediment (Developmental verbal dyspraxia). I swear I'm not mining for feels--it makes her a more complex and interesting character and emphasizes the roll of Dash as her surrogate big sister.

Kindly post-read by Cerulean Starlight, who's a real nice guy.

Stuff used for the cover, which I totally did in MS Paint which I wish had layers. I mean, MS Word has more art capabilities in some ways. And it's a text editor.
Flying vector
Angry Twi
Wing

Written before S4E4 as a pregaming ritual of sorts, similar to Pinkie Pie Can't Sleep!

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Twilight Sparkle is turning 37. And what does she do on her 37th birthday? The same thing she has done every year since she was 29: disguise herself, go to a bar, talk to the patrons, and get drunk. But this time, somepony is waiting for her there.

Idea of "Shield of Boringness" lovingly borrowed with permission from the excellent comic "Heavenly Nostrils" by Dana Simpson

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...hello? Hello? Hello, can anypony read this? Help me, please! I think... I think I'm dead? No, no, that's not right. I think... I think a cockatrice turned me to stone... I'm in the Everfree Forest and, and I -I'm scared. If anyone is reading this, for some reason, please, HELP ME!

Meanwhile, two weeks before, Twilight gets really drunk. These two stories are connected, but how?

rated teen for drunkenness, language, and dark themes. Expect mood whiplash between odd and even chapter numbers.

Night is a different type of pony. He is a Lunar Guard and a gamer. And a thief? Not many could have figured that out. Anyways, this story isn't about him being a thief. It's about him playing games. More specifically, Equestrian Earth. He might meet new friends, kill digital bad guys, and probably get caught about his crimes. I said might. So he might not make friends.

Spin off of ChaoticNote's Equestrian Earth the MMORPG

Dear Princess Celestia,
There are many things on the World that can perplex the minds of many, but they are not unsolvable. I believe that with a little effort, we will come to comprehend the everything about inner workings of our World, and how these mysteries came to be. In fact, I'm about to tackle the challenge of understanding a strange pony that has rolled into town, and she did not get here by chariot.

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle
Author Notes:
~ I have no idea who the creator of Wheely Bopper is. I just wish he/she would come out so I could give the wonderful artist the credit he/she deserves. I think I might have found him. His tumblr is turned-a, and if you go there, you'll find a lot of sketches of the cutie! I believe he is the owner because of the trophy in the cover art. Look at it: it's an upside down A. Turned-A Tumblr.
~ Cover art from SuperRobotRainbowPig on Deviantart.
~ Oh my gosh just look at Wheely Bopper! She's so adorable![img]http://cdn.broni.es/images/emotes/mlp-dawesome.png[/img]

~ This is a side story to Luna Plays...

It has been months since Princess Luna has discovered video games, and it has been months since she found somepony worthy enough to challenge her; to meet her skills equally in virtual combat. But alas, she has beaten thousands of millions of players around the world, and not one of them came even close to her score. Shooters: she would take them down like a firing squad. Platforming: she already jumped her way to victory in ten seconds flat. Puzzles: outsmarted those poor gamers. Casual: too easy. Role-Playing Games: she's the highest level.

To Luna, multiplayer in video gaming was getting a tad bit boring, and she was desperately looking for somepony that could match her prowess. So you can imagine the joy of adrenaline she received when she met Button's mom online.
Author's Notes
~ Editors: OmniBrony and ultra1437
~ TLATopHat was the one who drew the cover art. I just asked him for permission to use it. Make sure to follow him on Deviant Art and/or Tumblr if you have those.
- His Deviant Art page.
- His Tumblr page
- His Ask Pony Tumblrs: Ask Razzleberry Pie, Sketchbook Twilight, Equestria Declassified, and Ask Majesty!
~ Rated Teen for Strong Language.

Princess Luna has returned. To many, this is seen as a joyous occasion, but for the Princess of the Night, her reappearance brings only heartbreak. The world Luna once knew is but a thing of the past, lost within the dusty corridors of her mind, while memories of her loved ones haunt her nightmares.

Unbeknownst to Celestia, Luna was with a foal when she was banished, forced to give birth in her lunar exile. Now, centuries later, she has come back, broken and somber, to re-take her rightful position as co-ruler of Equestria.

Her hopes to connect with her subjects fading, Luna finds a growing jealousy festering within herself as she fails to accept the past and make amends with her sister.

No matter the case, a goddess must never show her sorrow.

Warning: Incest.

Celestia's mother returns from distant lands, bringing with her the sister that the princess had never met. What will come of their meeting?

Celestia/Luna shipping.

Written for the Writers' Training Group ( mlp-wtg.deviantart.com ) week 7, the prompt being a fic inspired by a song.

Inspired by Forbidden Lovers by Be Bop Deluxe. Here are the lyrics: http://www.lyricsvip.com/Be-Bop-Deluxe/Forbidden-Lovers-Lyrics.html

The song put me in the mind of a swift and passionate love that burns out quickly, a love doomed to fail from the start. And here it is.

Something about Lightning Dust just seemed a little 'off'. Sometimes she didn't react the right way to the world around her, and sometimes the way she reacted was positively frightening... but it wasn't until she laughed off nearly killing a couple of ponies that anypony actually realized just how messed up she was.

Cover art is by the amazing and godlike Conicer.

*Not a gluefic.