Princess Twilight Sparkle wakes up to find herself in an alternate Equestria, where everypony is nice, nothing ever bad happens and everything is just 'perfect'.

Naturally the place bores her to death.

Spike might not be a baby much longer. Is Twilight ready to face that fact?

A Cockatrice retells the short story of his depressing life, and how his greatest asset is his own curse.

A/N
Second in the one-shot series.
Quite short, as well as being my first (and terrible) attempt at something sad.
The Cockatrice in question is the one featured in the show.

When five foals asked Princess Twilight Sparkle to please try and paint the moon purple during Nightmare Night, she initially refused. It wasn't until they insisted (and Princess Luna quite basically dared her) that she relented. She only relented, however, because she really thought she wouldn't be able to do it.

Too bad she thought wrong.

A very silly story that started as a prompt that got way, way, way out of hand.

It's the perfect day: the sun is shining, the flowers are blooming, Twilight is in Canterlot, and a strange pony has come to Ponyville to narrate Spike's every move.

Wait, what?

When Twilight is called away for yet another dangerous adventure, Spike refuses to be left behind again. After all, he's a dragon, isn't he? The most mighty and fearsome race of creature in all the land! Why should he have to stay home and fret while Twilight risks herself to save Equestria?

Inspired by the cover image which was drawn by the very talented dm29. I definitely recommend checking out his work.

All Sweetie Belle wanted was one pony to show up to her audition. Just one. And what with everypony else so busy, she was thrilled to know that Rarity would be there for her...

...but she didn't show. It was an empty theater.

Lyra thinks Discord is an idiot for not thinking to dodge when the Elements of Harmony were about to strike him. Discord thinks this is the perfect opportunity for a game.

Part of the Borderworld.

Now with audio reading by Dreamless Portal. Chinese and Spanish translations also available.

It's Twilight and Spike's first night in their new castle, and after yet another near-apocolypse, they just want to get a good night's sleep. Unfortunately, it seems that no good deed goes unpunished, as sleep proves very elusive in these unfamiliar surroundings.

What a beautiful morning. The sun is shining, the air is crisp and fresh, nothing could possibly go wrong. Good morning Twilight, good morning elephant. Oh what a day to be alive...

Wait.

An elephant?

Twilight, look out! There's a huge elephant right behind you! Oh my gosh, it's destroying the library! Now it's going into town! Twilight do something! Wait, why are you smiling? Why aren't you doing anything?!