OCCASIONALLY, WHEN RELAXING BETWEEN MONSTER TRUCK RALLIES AND ROCKET LAUNCHES, TWILIGHT "SCREW IT" SPARKLE RELAXES WITH A BOOK BY THE WARM FIRELIGHT OF OTHER LESSER BOOKS. LITERALLY, A BOOK, AS ONLY HER OWN AUTOBIOGRAPHY CAN SURVIVE THE SCRUTINY OF A GOD AMONG GODS-WHO-SUBSEQUENTLY-BECOME-MEWLING-WHELPS-BEFORE-HER-EYE-SEARING-GLORY.

THIS IS HER STORY.

AS IF YOU'D READ ANY OTHER.

(DUE TO A SURPRISINGLY APPROPRIATE WORDCLOUD, COVER ART NOW EXISTS. YOU MAY REJOICE.)

While talking to Princess Twilight Sparkle, a Royal Guard refers to Princess Celestia as 'Sunbutt'. He is quick to explain how he came to learn of the nickname, and suggests that Twilight should talk to Princess Luna.

So she does, whereupon she finds that Luna is all too happy to share a story with her...

Every morning without fail, the mail is delivered to the various citizens of Canterlot. Among them are Geo and Twilight Sparkle, a Prince and Princess with a habit of getting themselves into strange situations.

Which is probably just as well, because this particular batch of letters is unlike any they've ever seen before.

With the help of some of their friends, they begin picking their way through the unknown. But who'd have thought that reading the mail could have the potential to be so dangerous?

AUTHOR'S NOTES

This is my 50th story published to Fimfiction, so naturally I wanted to do something special. I asked my followers to write letters to any Geoverse character they wanted, about anything they wanted.

The response was a good one, and I really enjoyed the letters I got. I had a lot of fun writing this story, and I hope you will enjoy reading it. It was originally rejected from Fimfiction for being a meta-fic, but that's probably because the letters were signed in the story with the username of the person who sent them.

Anyone who has read the story already will therefore notice that this version is slightly different. Some scenes have been extended, and the 'signatures' have been changed as well. But don't worry if you sent a letter in — you are fully credited in the Author's Note of the chapter!

When Spike challenges Rainbow Dash to a race, the winner of which must do something for the loser, she gleefully accepts. To her dismay she loses — but rather than make her do something embarrassing like she was expecting him to, all Spike wants is for Dash to treat him to dinner.

As the night wears on, Spike drops a few hints about his true feelings — which Dash fails to pick up on. Can she realise the truth, or is it too late?

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Winner of this contest held by the SpikeDash group. Thanks, Vexy!

What happens when five authors get together to create stories based around some guy's series of self-insert HiE stories, revolving around three completely random items?

You get this silly little collab... presented in all of its demented, random glory.

Part of the Geoverse.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

I put out a message on my group forum asking if anyone would be up for a random collab. The idea was that authors went to this website and used the 'Random Noun Generator' to generate three things. They then had to write those ideas into a story centred around the Geoverse, the name I've given to my collection of (somewhat) popular self-insert HiE stories.

Rated Teen for language. Contains some dark elements.

CONTRIBUTORS

* Me (obviously)
* greatodyer
* Ikemtz16
* Vetnern
* MOAKStryker (he changes his name so damn often there's no point in me linking to his profile)

"Dear Princess Celestia... I hate you oh so much. Words cannot even begin to describe my contempt for your very being, but a letter will have to do."

Twilight writes an extra special letter to the princess after binge drinking for hours on end. The letter isn't about a lesson of the true meaning of friendship as the princess had come to expect. Nope, more along the lines of drunkard ranting and a copious amount of angst. Let's read it now, shall we?

Warning: Adult language.

Thanks to TheFIMguru and Mr101 for editing!

During an experiment, Twilight manages to bring a bottle containing a mysterious orange liquid into Equestria. Her curiosity gets the better of her and she decides to taste it, purely in the interests of science.

She soon finds that the pony body isn't designed to handle the awesomeness that is Irn Bru, at least not without some rather odd side effects. Side effects that her unfortunate assisstant will now have to put up with...

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Comments may contain spoilers.

Inspired by a conversation I had on TeamSpeak with the awesome Sweet Tale (AKA Greatodyer).

I regret nothing.

Nopony should go around eating crayons. Especially Luna’s crayons...

This is an alternative 2nd chapter to my story: My Dearest Friend

Editor: Aqu

What looks like a secret midnight snack is much, much more than it seems. Love can exist in all forms. Even in a sugary, fattening kind.

Thanks for the help from my pre-readers Denim_Blue and WIL_I_ZIN.

Octavia's birthday is coming up, and Luna wants to make sure that she appropriately honors her favorite musician and close friend. In disguise as the page Night Vision, she works with another page named Paperweight to scour the city of Canterlot and find the perfect gift! Hats will be purchased, gelato will be consumed, and even powerful ponies like Prince Blueblood may find themselves roped into the shenanigans. But at the end of the day, Luna is confident that she and Paperweight can find a perfect present for a wonderful musician.