When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes we need a couple drugs -- or six -- and maybe a pegasus, to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.

Sometimes unexpected change can be hard to cope with.

Especially if it's on a personal level.

You forget that all that is simple is in fact quite complex, my dear fellow. Yes, all we do is walk, talk, and observe. But underneath this simple exterior, there is a cloaked core of needs and wants.

Live? We do not simply live, my friend. We live the way we choose to live. But then again, we are blind, and choose at random along what bumpy roads we walk on. It is a tricky business, that requires open eyes, for what you seek. And what you seek is thrill.

Me? I'm a businessman. My eyes are wide open. I am a salesman of thrill.

In Saint-Celest, a vast and thriving city not too far from San Francisco that has known incredibly fast growth since the arrival of ponies in the human world, anything and everything goes down in its streets.
In this complex and diverse society, Discord has known for many years, to his delight, that humans are much more corruptible and prone to... well, discord, than ponies.
What better place to set up a business in? A large, intricate net of activities all more mischievous in nature than the last one. From hypnotic art dealing to the smuggling of equestrian drugs that put human ones to shame, there are so many ways to make chaos a dream come true. Assuming you have the right humans in the palm of your hand/claw/paw/other, and a workforce of very special workers with a unique ability...

AUTHOR'S NOTES:
(written before Discord is reformed)
Collab with my bro, Wisher! A lot of this is thanks to him, so check out his stories if you want to read some quality stories (such as Ponyville Paintball and Diane)!

Special thanks to C Note for proof-reading and editing the chapters of this story. Many clumsy mistakes were avoided thanks to him. You rock, buddy. Also, special thanks to Conicer on DeviantArt for providing this story with a great cover picture.

This is a comedy fic about the adventures of villainy. However there will not only be comedy, but also action parts dealing with some notorious themes like drugs and crime, hence the 'dark' tag.

Warning! Contains swearing. Contains violence. Contains the Lord's name in vain. Just saying, you're going to Hell for reading this. Enjoy!

Long time ago, during Fausticorns rule, Fausticorn the queen of the land, took care of many children that would later take part of history. One of them is a unicorn by the name of King Sombra. We will get to know about this sad unicorns backstory and life, and why he became the way he is today.

Warning: If you have a case of eplitic seizures this story is not for you, I was extemelly tired when I made this, and im still tired now, and there is a .5% you will get diabetes after you read this. You have been warned.

Jake is given the opportunity of a lifetime when the technology to bring him to Equestria arises. He will be chosen at random to become one of the ponies in a virtual representation of Ponyville. Will everything go as planned? Or is there something deeper to it all?

A different take on a HiE fic, these humans will become ponies from the show.

Rated T for adult humor/references.

On a dark night filled with even darker magics, an insane cult attempts to give Nightmare Moon a body and life of her own, utterly separate from Princess Luna. But, when the spell is interrupted by Celestia, something unexpected is created.

Now, a little black alicorn filly named Nyx finds herself living under the care of Twilight Sparkle, only to be haunted by memories and emotions from her past. Is she Nightmare Moon reborn or is she simply a doppelganger with a soul and mind of her own? Can Twilight Sparkle protect Nyx from those who refuse to see past her dragon eyes and black coat?

Or, will Nyx be forced to inherit the sins that may not even be hers and become the greatest evil Equestria has ever known?

Celestia is tired of waking up before sunrise. She decides to go on a short vacation but needs to find somepony to stand in for her...

Ever wonder what a day is like in the lives of Fimfiction's illustrious owner and most active moderator? Look no further than this story! (Warning: Super duper gay.)

Humans.

Truth or myth? Ancient lost civilization or just an old pony's tale?

No pony has ever seen one, and most haven't even heard of them. But Lyra knows that these wonderful creatures are more than just old legends, and she's going to find out... and possibly drive her roommate insane in the process.

When Rainbow Dash wakes up with morning sickness a few weeks after a big party she is forced to make a hard decision of life or death. Darkfic.