Rainbow Dash was rather happy to have been bought by a human. Of course, her pleasure was quickly changed out for annoyance when said human turns out to be a teenage male. It gets worst when she deals with three particular robot action figures, one who thinks the world will end any day now and the other who would give a certain President a run for his money in paranoia. The third just wants to learn fighting moves from video games. However, she just might warm up to her new owner when she discovers how much he needs a confidence boost from a Rainbow.
Note: Despite being sad, does include some comedic moments. Rated for Rainbow's language.
Inspired by "Upon this Shelf" by kainofthesand so credit to him for the original idea. Do not read if you don't like: plushies and/or sarcasm. Honestly, I have no idea why I wrote this...