After Twilight Sparkle discovers a new book of pick-up-lines, she wants to bring her friends closer by complimenting them with cheesy lines.

And it does more than bring them closer...

When Rainbow Dash crashes through Pinkie Pie's roof she needs somewhere to stay for a few weeks as she recuperates. (Generic beginning I know) As Rainbow Dash starts to develop new feelings for Pinkie Pie she notices the latter's strange behaviors. When confronted secrets abound and adventures are had by all. Hope y'all like it.

Twilight and her five friends are transported during a botched spell, across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one that they knew. Sitting on a bench is Harpsy and Babar. The Doctoress avoids apples from an aspiring Applebuck. And in a library across town, six stallions join their forces as they try to decipher the appearance of filly look-alikes of themselves around Ponyville!

Rainbow Dash basically falls in love with a watermelon, that's about it. But it is incredibly funny if you care to read.

This is a parody on how Rainbow Dash is the center of every shipping chart, and she's been paired with everything but the kitchen sink (and even NOW has been paired with a kitchen sink), and I decided, "Why the hay not?"

If the definition of clop is the typing of sex or genitalia, then this is NOT clop. However, she does have some PG-14-rated fun with that watermelon.

Caramel has had feelings for Applejack ever since their chance encounter in Manehattan. By bizarre happenstance, Caramel arrives at Sweet Apple Acres. Years later, his feelings are still strong, and it isn't until after some encouragement from Mac that spurs Caramel to make his move.

A certain pony also has Big Macintosh's heart. This one is the hyperactive and random Pinkie Pie.

During Applejack's time in Manehatten with her relatives she met young colt name Caramel. Now, many years later Applejack has hired Caramel as a farm hand, not remembering him as the charming colt from her youth. Will they reunite or will their love story end before it ever began.

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters or concepts from the series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, nor do I own any of the songs by artist Taylor Swift. Please be courteous, read and review. Please enjoy. This goes out to my main man CaramelMLP on deviantart. Cover image provided by Ojos-Color-Bosque http://carameljack-lovers.deviantart.com/gallery/?set=32776462&offset=48#/d4inmnl

A mysterious break-in. An eccentric professor. A criminal underground, running deeper than the foundations of Manehatten itself. Memories of a time where killing was second nature. Old flames, with love left still burning.

Intrigue. Suspense. Romance. Betrayal. DJs. Mobsters. A plan that threatens all of Equestria.

And in the middle of it all, a certain nurse mare with a pink mane, a sharp tongue and a mean left hoof.

When the Cutie Mark Crusaders ruin Applejack's stetson hat, Big Macintosh offers to take it to Rarity's boutique in order to get it repaired. But was that the only reason he's going there?

Takes place pre-Season 5.

Special thanks to TheDizzyDan and Scootareader for proofreading and editing and cleaning this story up in general.

On a stormy, overcast day, a yellow pegasus sings.
She sings for her love.
She sings for her sorrow.
She sings for the one who will never know either.

But when the mare who holds her heart overhears, will she have the strength to continue?

The Cutie Mark Crusaders are all grown up. But along the way, something happened that tore them apart. What was it? And can they possibly overcome it and salvage their ruined friendship? Based off of and inspired by the song Friendship by Aviators.