My first oneshot, so be nice.

Pinkie decides that she will go and entertain some sick foals in the Ponyville Hospital ER. Just how will the children react to the pink pony. Read and find out.

Of course on the day of my job interview, I go and mess everything up as usual. Nice going, Ditzy. Well, I'll be going to talk with the princess about this.

My life is problem after problem. Oh, and if this is you Dinky, I told you to stay out of my room. Put my journal down.

I recommend starting from the first chapter, as you can pick your path.

Ever wonder what happened when the gang when to get Pinkie Pie during "Return to Harmony Part 2?"
Turns out the mane four didn't have have so easy a time getting Discord's favorite element back as they did the five. Now read the incredible adventure of four mares as they take on (unknowing) the most evil forces of chaos outside of Discord himself! What horrors will await our hero's in the shadowy rooms of Sugar Cube Corner?

Lint will fly, vegetables will be mashed, closets will be come out of, and a hero will rise in, "Retrieving Pinkie Pie!"

After Spike stays up all night fixing the fence, Twilight realises that he's been working too hard lately, so gives him the day off. Spike is at a bit of a loose end with what to do with his free day and Twilight faces the challenge of fending for herself, which is of course, a recipie for disaster.

This is the story of a certain pink pony who's decided that she wants to have babies like the Cakes, and of the much-enduring pegasus who must explain to her why that might not exactly be plausible for them. Will either of them succeed in their mostly-noble endeavours? Probably not. Dedicated to device heretic, who gave me the idea. Please don't take this too seriously.

Featured on Equestria Daily, and quickly shaping up to be my lowest-rated story yet!

Twilight encounters her greatest enemy, a villain more vile than Chrysalis, more slippery than Discord and darker than Nightmare Moon. The villain is known throughout Equestria as: Customer Service

[Note: Music component in story is entirely optional]
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There's a small little easter egg inside. Let's see if anyone can find it ^^
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Credits and Inspiration!

Song by MusicalWolfe: Winter Wrap Up Elevator Remix

Inspiration from a comment made by BCSpore on the video above

Cover art from My Little Pony Wiki from the episode Lesson Zero
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Author's Notes:
What happens when you're bored out of your mind in the middle of class and have that song played on repeat after looking at a awesome comment? This. That's what.

This is possibly the fastest, craziest and most random fanfic I have ever written. The idea wouldn't get out of my head so I did what any self-respecting writer would do: Make the craziest fanfic I could think of. I also used it to see what it would be like to do most of the story in uninterrupted dialogue. Regardless I hope you all enjoy this piece of...whatever this is.

==Originally written Fall 2011== Equestria Daily Post==
After a long day of ruling Equestria, the Royal Sisters need a chance to unwind. Luna's solution is a few glasses of her once famous Moonshine, a drink distilled from moonlight. Celestia has been sober for a thousand years, but the temptation to have "just one" glass proves too great. Yet, when that one glass turns into several, it's Twilight who will have to deal with the princesses when they’re drunk off their flanks.

A young Twilight Sparkle learns the magic of pyrotechnics.

Sorry, CosmicAfro.

After a shocking revelation, the Cutie Mark Crusaders take it upon themselves to find out why Big Macintosh is "hurting" Rainbow Dash.

Sweetie Belle gets curious about where babies come from, so she confronts Rarity about it.