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// Achievement Get! 
// Story: Ditzy's Dilemma 
// by chlochlocola 
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	So Celestia visited today! Because, well... I destroyed the town hall the third time this month. But it isn't my fault. Writing and flying is difficult and if Rainbow and Lyra hadn't spooked me about writing and having an ever-present audience reading the every word I write, and tweaking the story even though it's my story and their dimension isn't all powerful and friendship-y, I wouldn't have turned my reading lamp on. What a bunch of bologna. They think I believe in that? Well... maybe I do, but whatever!
So today I destroyed town hall, blew up Sugarcube Corners oven, drank a half pint of grape juice, and crippled Pinkie's... tail. She said "crippled" but it's hair. It doen't get "crippled". After my cooking antics with Pinkie, I sat on my couch, pony style, and watched some idiots play modern warmare. Manehattan shore... So much for "news" at nine. Suckish elephant destroying my one chance at a job. 
Boring times. Boooring times. 


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At last, I finally found some ting to do! By the way, drawing those stars is harder than you think. Anyways, I took up basketball! I stink at it too! Horay! MORE GAMES.	
Why can't Celestia be as nice as Luna. She obviously thinks she is the nicest pony, flaunting her stuff, be she be wrong.  Scold me as you please, princess, but stop acting all royal. IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU NICER.











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