Saturday
TODAY I WENT TO THE DOCTOR'S PLACE AND WE EXPERIMENTED WITH THE WHOOSEY-WHAT AND THE THING-A-MA-JIG. I ALSO WENT HALF-DEAF. LEMME JUST-OH Oh oH OH okay I got this. I watched him experiment with the Tardis, and we went to play in the snow in Griffin country. I almost got eaten, but the Doctor is so fast! The griffins were all like, screaming and about to eat me, but the Doctor swept me up and we came back to Ponyville.
Last time I got mauled to death by the griffins, but the Doctor said he did some hocus pocus-ey thing and brought me back. I have nothing to do now, so I'll tell you about baking muffins. Whenever I make muffins, Ditzy comes in and licks up the batter. I tell her not to, and she's had salmonella more than once, but she does anyways. Once, she got so on my nerves, that I dyed the muffin batter blue so she'd back off.
I once brought muffins to Ditzy's school, and the foals wolfed them all down. No more for mommy. sob. I made thoses special but Ditzy was all like, BRING THE DANG MUFFINS TO SCHOOL MOM. I just said okay. She brought me too.
I met Pinkie Pie for our baking sessions we have every Saturday, and we made cupcakes out of the most interesting smelling ingredients. The smelled like... Skittles. I don't know. The was one that also smelled like... hmm.. a library. I stitched together a little toaster cozy for Pinkie, and she loved it! Pinkie was like, "I love this stuff! I wish Fluttershy made me more of these." Her pupils went in two different directions, unlike mine, and shrunk. I almost left. She said next time we'll make cupcakes would be a while later, because she needed more ingredients. I have to go to Ditzy's school tour. It's at 6:00, and it's 5:30. Or later. I have a LARGE lack of watch. The only clock in the house is in Dinky's room.