Pinkie Pie's crush on Rainbow Dash is possibly the worst-kept secret in all Equestria. Rainbow doesn't really pay it much attention, though, until Fluttershy asks her to make an important promise. It sounds easy enough to keep ... but a promise, like love, is often harder and more complicated than it first appears.

Warnings for: Adult pony alcohol consumption, romance, and possibly implied consensual adult sexual situations. Involving ponies. As one does.

New cover image added 12/19. Picture is courtesy of my Beloved Spouse.

After a long day of hanging out with Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash drifts off to sleep, only to find that she isn't in Equestria anymore. Then, when Pinkie Pie, the only other pony there, is separated from Rainbow Dash. it's up to her to find and rescue her from whatever might be waiting. Friendshipping. Artwork by my very talented friend, Vivian :)

What happens when you combine Industrialist Grunge with Equestria? A completely different setting, where trees are sparse but clubs are plentiful. The Elements of Harmony do not act as they normally would; sure, Rainbow Dash is still loyal, Fluttershy still loves, Pinkie Pie is still the creator of laughter, Rarity is still generous, Twilight Sparkle is still the intelligent one and Applejack is still honest. But none of this comes into play in the conventional style. No, this world is a world where it is dangerous to be alone and even more dangerous to go into foreign groups. PinkieShy shipping included.

I decided to make this into a series after all.

Summary of Episode One:
A very short story in which Rainbow Dash reveals to her friends that she's been having nightmares involving Pinkie Pie's fameous cupcakes. Or were they really just nightmares? Rainbow wants to settle the issue once for all, confronting the baker's apprentice with her horrible... suspicions.

Paranoia or premunition? Slightly disturbing or full-blow horseapplestorm? See for yourself...

Goddammit Pinkie Pie:
Twilight shows off her vocabulary

A Typical Day in Pwnyville
An everyday experience in the life of a rainbow-maned pegasus.

Rainbow Dash is having an awful, terrible, no-good very bad day. Nothing seems to be going right! Pinkie Pie, being a dutiful friend, steps in to whisk her friend away to a one-day-only shop called the Make Me Better Boutique. But will she be able to cheer up her best friend? And will that cheering up lead to something ... more?

(Femshipping, but no wilder than a G/PG movie. Fun fact: This was one of the first (possibly the first?) fics that explored the idea of 'wing boners.')

Rainbow Dash has a chance to fulfill her life's dream of joining the Wonderbolts. But without anypony to act as her support, will her nerves get the better of her?

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Rough draft available.

When Twilight asks Rainbow Dash for a favor the Pegasus' careless ego puts the wound on their friendship that may never heal. This causes Dash to go deep inside of herself and pull out the roots of her self-absorbed personality.

Pinkie Pie sees and hears things that others can't. Her friends chalk up her weird behavior as just one of the eccentric pony's many quirks. But what happens when Pinkie's wild hallucinations get the better of her?

Pinkie Pie writes about her secret feelings in a journal, and makes the decision to admit her feelings to Rainbow Dash. Little does she know, that decision will change her life. PinkieXRainbow Dash, characters will be added when they appear.